“If buying isn’t owning then pirating isn’t stealing” got to be the worst slogan ever because media piracy is never stealing

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@Soblow unit continuously re-rolling its identifier until it starts with 69b00b5

"new rule: no vanity names !!!!"

i missed the chance to call it "poolitical compass"

where does fedi stand on the political compass

@eri
you must legally eat him now

🔍🦆 is a dumpster a kind of crib for a raccoon

@EeveeEuphoria my favorite was someone posting links to both bluesky and x and then referencing comments to the x post as if anyone else can see that

NEW RULE: you must pet the creature

@EeveeEuphoria folks keep posting 404 links to twitter >.>

@EeveeEuphoria you can bring it to water but you can’t make it drink?

"this does not spark joy" and is therefore safe to use in environments where joy may become aerosolised.

⚠️ Major Disruption in North West England ⚠️

Due to Manchester, we recommend you do not

@maddy
cheap hosting providers (like hetzner, which they already banned) charge money for an ipv4 address so perhaps it's related to that

I'd hate to be a complex piece of lab equipment being retired, hoping for a peaceful retirement surrounded by caring autistic transgender women, and then the crate opens and it's NileRed

daycolt after easter

@joepie91 the main benefit i see from smart meters in that case is that i would get to pay the right amount immediately instead of in january but also like. it raises the electric bill by itself and could be used to justify a rent increase so i do not care

@joepie91 i wouldn’t want to pay electricity in winter based on that. lowkey glad that you pay a fixed amount here and then either pay the difference or receive back the difference from what you used