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“great work-life balance”
looks inside
offer would be illegal in germany

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if you put a search bar on your dock, it automatically becomes dock dock go

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the two types of programming jobs:

  • we are a reliable software partner in the [x] industry. here are products we have written: [industry specific products that i may or may not have heard of]
  • we develop quickly agile waterfall model objective measurements startup failures field studies
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ℕano, the Everything robot

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ah yes an account with no icon blocked by their instance with their follow list consisting mostly of folks named

…charlotte

truly the most well adjusted user out there

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the german public transportation network


a beige blob in the shape of ge…
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friendship ended with views

now materialized views are my new best friend

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it is impossible to counterfeit brazilian currency

this is because they would, by definition, not be real

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rating european names for raccoon:

  • variations on an indigenous name for raccoon: good
  • wash bear: clearly have never seen raccoons in the wild
  • szop/šup: you guys really need to put down the telephone alright
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When you select lang=yes

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fast food eaten in the länd
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der württemburger

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basically everyone's reactions when i turn into a chocobo

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don’t want to use goto in c?

don’t fret and use this replacement:

int iters = 10;
int state=0;
for(;;) {
  switch(state) {
    case 0:
      printf("Hewwo!\n");
      iters--;
      state = iters < 0;
      break;
    case 1:
      return;
  }
}
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makes your aspect ratio irrational, making it possible to cut it in half and have two pieces with the same aspect ratio as the original

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nobody thinks about the poor fedi admins putting all of the posts on your timeline on this algorithm free social media site raccoon_pensive

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new website change: it caches the most recent file metadata for each request so that it doesn’t hit the database on every request (if the file metadata is older than 1 minute it will asynchronously refetch it as to not slow down any requests)

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several posts with no image transcriptions that are just

text as a jpeg

why

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hm yes libreoffice is having a moment

is this a new gnome thing? where you remove the menubar but also no alternative to access basic functionality?

at least there are workarounds which also happen to make it look like shit

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