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i want fur and a big fluffy tail

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Messy diaper talk
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Normalize getting changed into your friend's messy diapers.
Normalize getting changed into your caretaker's messy diapers.
Normalize getting changed into your puppy's messy diap–

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for that ADHDer in your life who has stacks and stacks of partially completed projects... the unfinished project release form https://shop.weirdsideprojects.com/product/unfinished-projects-forms

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unexplained HW job quest moments
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  • Why can you enter dreadwyrm trance when you haven’t defeated bahamut. Same thing with bahamut proper in stormblood, phoenix at level 80. who the fuck is solar bahamut even. what the fuck.
  • why the hell is one of the bard quest fights in dalamud’s shadow. it’s the arena for T6. There is a savage-tier boss there!!!
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gross code forge
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kotberg

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funny my phone front glass is fine for 3 years and then i put on a screen protector and by the next day the screen protector is already damaged what the hell did they make the screen glass out of

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i have seen the most offensive way possible to represent ireland on a map
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puts u in the trash

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relationship
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My girlfriend is evil
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what I said in the US: no problemo 👍

what they say in the Netherlands: geen probleem 👍

what I say in the Netherlands: geeno probleemo 👍

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Get decentralised, lad

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i find it funny when people add hashtags to random words thinking it helps their posts be found but the post genuinely isn’t worth finding plus full text search exists

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chai: land tea
tea: boat tea
???: plane tea

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raccoon of the year

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This is a secret transmission
Repost this dog immediately

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I love how Mozart was the first music pirate, who transcribed — from memory — Gregorio Allegri’s “Miserere” in 1771.

He went to a performance of it, and then went straight home to write down the notation. The sheet music was only allowed be owned by, like, three people… I think one of which was the Holy Roman Emperor at the time.

Mozart, the badass, then published the sheet music.

His sheer gumption was so welcomed that the Pope gave him the Order of the Golden Spur.

So remember: whenever you pirate something, you are following in the footsteps of Mozart himself.

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Charlotte/Cinny neoraccoon_flag_plural therian

what if we held hands and entered switzerland in a 512 axle train?

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op de wijs van Map Men
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Soepmes, soepmes, soep soep soep mes mes. mes.

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