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22. θΔ *NIX Developer.Average Paw Enjoyer. ♿ HSD
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FPR4a A C->+ D>++ H+++ M- P++>++++ R- T+++ W- Z- !S RLCT a cl+++ d e+>++ f++++ h- iwf+++ j p-->- !s

check out this totally normal Ed25519 key my yubikey just generated:

{1: "OKP", 3: -8, -1: "Ed25519"}
[65 unused bytes after the end of the data item]
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anyone with more music experience how fucked are you if your chart has 1 bar of dotted 64ths notes at 120bpm

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World mourns as Henry Kissinger, 100, found alive
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Oracle cloud can delete my cloud shell home directory as a treat ❤️
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Unconventional gender affirming surgeries
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Kikiplasty
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mysql_unreal_escape: makes your static SQL queries with no user-defined parameters vulnerable to SQL injection attacks
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D-sub actually stands for digital submersible. Put your VGA monitor in water

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who would win a fight

0% a pair of tracks leading directly to berlin, with 1 change
100% “where the fuck is berlin” route involving 2 changes and basically travelling to the nearest airport
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I just learned that my husband has possibly the most cursed WFH technique I've ever heard of:

1. He sets an alarm to go off every 30 minutes.

2. When the alarm goes off he checks his work email, makes calls, fills out forms etc

3. When he has finished whatever task he is doing he IMMEDIATELY falls asleep

4. The next time the alarm goes off he wakes up and repeats this process

It's like pomodoro technique for snorlax

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good cage
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if use a card to encrypt XMPP messages you have a Jabbercard

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Mom can we have hex float literals
Mom: We have hex float literals at home
Hex float literals at home: 0x2_f32
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Extremely gross, scat
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Number 15 Charlotte poop Ziploc microwave

The last thing you want in your brand new microwave is some raccoon's poop in a Ziploc bag

But as it turns out that might just be what you get
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I may have just conceived of a cursed fmap operator that takes a function functor and a value and returns a result functor
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Fricatrix-Imperatrix Kassandra

subtoot, genital mention, body horror(?), bad
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Look I would suck dick so much if they produced coffee

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Not to be outdone by Elon musk, John Mastodon Changes the name of the post button to poop
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When people ask if i'm alone, do plushies count?

I have this image saved as "images/warmies/Warmies.de MINIS Baby-Hase 2.png"

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Heterological is a word that does not describe itself.

0% Heterological is heterological
16% Heterological is not heterological
83% You violated the secret rule 39b of linguistics
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My new website has the most important character
Sitelen pona text with a very l…
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brand new privacy tool. tired of being tracked by everyone. now you will anonymized in such a way that you are uniquely identifiable

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