@sk
immerhin besser als:

[zug fährt vorbei]
ansage danach: achtung, zugdurchfahrt

Two things:

1: TIL that this hugely annoying thing that’s bugging me since childhood has a name.

2: that disclaimer before the article 😂

@schratze
and then people are surprised about insects dying rapidly

@schratze war on whoever keeps signing off on culture wars

@foone
the way my bank does it uses either a physical hw device or a phone app which shows txn details so you can verify them against what the site says, which is also like the sole layer of phishing defense given that they discourage password managers

it loves the gnu privacy guard. especially when it has to open a nix-shell to get it running to test whether its attack poc works. and indeed, it does lol

Listen, die so kaputt sind, dass sie schon wieder lustig sind.

what a fucking tagline holy shit lmao

really feeling like ć

Followup from about a week ago where i noticed that there were braille modules on the proposed euro bill redesigns, except for design A:

https://lotte.chir.rs/2026/08/05/Braille-Features-on-the-Euro-Bills-proposals/

possibly the worst of them all in your daily lives because it fucks up the ecosystem

light pollution is a form of emi

happy weewoo

Presenting to you: 🦨

english patch 2026-07-17

adjusted plural forms to be more consistent:

• houses → hice
• mooses → meese
• men → men (pronounced min)
• pan → pen (pronounced pin)

if the onion writers go on strike do they rename the magazine to offion first