@eri curl|bash haters when asked how they get their windows executables

i imagine someone out there is working for <$1/hr adding “cruelty free” or ”100% fair clothing“ tags to clothes that are sold in industrialized countries

Behold: I present to you a skunk.

Portuguese uses two different verbs for the copula "to be", ser and estar. ser is used for relatively permanent traits like "I am a Portuguese speaker", while estar is used for temporary traits like "I am sleepy right now".

however "to be dead" uses temporary "estar" and not permanent "ser". that's because Portuguese speakers are necromancers

@snow @vikxin i guess it’s okay since it’s not a raccontinuous load but still

@snow @vikxin my landlord before installing a 21kW water heater on a 22kW circuit

@vikxin @snow i have all of my electronics (1 server, 1 pc, 1 printer, 2 screens, a network switch, and sometimes some chargers) plugged into two chained power strips

@volpeon me when i need a builder but don’t want to implement a builder

therac 25 (therian raccoon age 25)

@root i loved the part of sloppius where ne said “i’m sloppius” and then slopped all over those bad guys

@root sloppum

@root possslop

@root this is possumslop you only like it because it’s a small marsupial from north america

this is fossslop you only like it because it’s freely available on your operating system

people consist around 72% out of water, but i consist out of caffeine, ibuprofen, shawarma, and pure spite

it has apparently been two years since the best game announcement of all time

this is selfboostslop you only like it because you missed it the first time

@sodiboo this is repostslop you only like it because you have seen it before