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25. θΔδ*& *NIX Developer.Average Paw Enjoyer. ♿ HSD

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lotte adds rac- to words a lot but it doesn’t alter meaning

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“u are my favorite therianizing biohazard” — @sodiboo@gaysex.cloud
“you know, maybe i will finally learn to read the content warning before clicking 'view' [—] thanks for this lesson @charlotte” — @ariadne@social.treehouse.systems

@vikxin @snow it’s europe, all power strips are rated for 16A here, which is also the rating of the circuit it is racconnected to

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re: better alt text (let's ignore the technical quibble about the last one for now)
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@apophis @derPUPE @wmd @joepie91 @tauon @drahardja none of the connectors have anything to do with usb version (except that the last one is not usb 3)

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new tech warcrime

ppl always complain that the clock on my microwave never shows the right time bcs i cant be assed to set it manually

so now i have an unfuck-microwave.sh cronjob which briefly kills its power every day at midnight
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husband → headmate

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lewd, humiliation, piss, party
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The warm trickle down your leg, soaking through your jeans, all the people at the party watching as I left you red faced and trying to hide your shame behind your insufficiently large hands. “Eyes open slut. Look at everyone watching you piss yourself.”

That was only the start of your humiliation though, now on your knees mopping up the mess you made with kitchen towels. Everyone still watching you. Their eyes burning into the back of your head as your hands held sodden rags of your own rapidly cooled urine.

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@EeveeEuphoria ibly you can’t say that in this family friendly restaurant

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⚠️ This post contains at least one skunk!

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@TerrorBite i don’t think you can do that just fire first ask questions later

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@tauon same end result with different reactions

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skunk butt towards friend too

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@TerrorBite based on the posix definition of the unix timestamp

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@schratze die gesamte?

normalerweise verschlunzen sie nur nen teil der formulare, ganz egal wie man die zusammentackert

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missed a few parenthesis in the last one oops

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spoiler for all the questions
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@evi unix timestamps are based on the tm struct monstrosity that is the fourth option, which includes leap seconds, but only on the day that they occur on. this also means that unix timestamps are neither strictly monotonic (the tm structs permits 61 seconds in a minute) nor monotonic (the tm struct permits 62 seconds in a minute also). the third one is a bit of a trick question but basically it’s possible to determine if the unix timestamp refers to a time some time before 6 months from now

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blood mention, shitpost
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neocat_scream We all bleed red!
neofox_scream yeah!
neodog_scream yeah!
neobot_floof_cute yeah!

neocat_nervous actually, why does that one bleed red?
neobot_floof_angel

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@evi unix timestamps are based on the tm struct monstrosity that is the fourth option, which includes leap seconds, but only on the day that they occur on. this also means that unix timestamps are neither strictly monotonic (the tm structs permits 61 seconds in a minute) nor monotonic (the tm struct permits 62 seconds in a minute also). the third one is a bit of a trick question but basically it’s possible to determine if the unix timestamp refers to a time some time before 6 months from now

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Follow up 2: is it possible to determine the exact duration between two unix time stamps assuming a perfectly accurate clock that is stationary in an inertial reference frame

28% Yes
71% No
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Follow-up: is unix time strictly monotonic, assuming it is driven by a monotonic clock source?

15% Yes
21% No
63% It ought to be nowadays
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