@Jonly sad

there’s folks living in trucks and in boats but are there folks living in trains

like your own personal train raccarriage

This is good, right?

@sodiboo @who_up_x_they_y this is just linguisticsslop you only like it because it lets you communicate

@sodiboo @who_up_x_they_y this is infectionslop you only like it because it raises your internal body temperature

@that but it’s not the first monday in january?

@anya i love racconvenience

How to use bluetooth headphones with multiple devices:

1. Every time you switch between devices, turn the headphones off and hold the power button for approximately one hour to put them in pairing mode. Then, on the device you want to use the headphones with, click ten times until you get to the bluetooth system settings. Click on the device, wait for the device to query all the Qualcomm™ MegaUHXD®-4JKADFGJAJSAJDX®™ options and pop up the device info where you can pair with the headphones.
2. Every time you switch between devices, turn off bluetooth on the old device and turn it on on the new one. Spend an hour searching your closets in confusion because the backup backup backup phone decided to turn itself on and yearns for the days where it could at least be useful as a media player. ( <- i am here)
3. Give up and use a lightning to USB-C to tulip plug to coax to 3.5mm adapter cable.

My friends, my neighbours had a garage sale and I had too much, so now I’m selling too!

@volpibot eeeeeeeee:e:

-carrie

Plural lesbian

signal protocol: Truncating [the mac] [below 128 bits] might be acceptable, though requires careful analysis.
the careful analysis: let’s slap a signature on it and truncate the mac to 64 bits