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Charlotte/Cinny
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re: Gross
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@Mercurial magical lock that is now attached to merc’s onesie 
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Charlotte/Cinny
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shinigami eyes in a nutshell, mildly over-exaggerated
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green: transfems or milquetoast liberals that expressed token support for trans people
red: transmascs, bipoc (gender)queer folks, transphobes
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Charlotte/Cinny
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@Mercurial
Magical locks that seal permanently when you mess yourself
Unfortunately the key holder forgot the unlock spell~
Magical locks that seal permanently when you mess yourself
Unfortunately the key holder forgot the unlock spell~
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Charlotte/Cinny
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Gross
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@Mercurial
Magical locks that don't open until u mess urselr
Magical locks that don't open until u mess urselr
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Charlotte/Cinny
charlotte
In order to fix the last two you'd essentially have to enraccode it in Ethereum virtual machine logic which is obviously impossible. But at least your apes can get transferred
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Raccontract: I buy an apple from you for 60ct.
Potential issues:
- I do not pay you
- I pay you with counterfeit raccurrency
- you do not give me an apple
- the apple you give me is inedible
Solution: there's a higher authority that mediates that
Smart raccontract: I buy an apple from you for 0.0003ETH (plus 0.000065ETH transraction fees)
Potential issues: the last two
Solution: lmao
Potential issues:
- I do not pay you
- I pay you with counterfeit raccurrency
- you do not give me an apple
- the apple you give me is inedible
Solution: there's a higher authority that mediates that
Smart raccontract: I buy an apple from you for 0.0003ETH (plus 0.000065ETH transraction fees)
Potential issues: the last two
Solution: lmao
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Charlotte/Cinny
charlotte
Smart raccontracts got to be the epitome of this simply because raccontracts aren't just a specific set of instructions that needs to be executed
There's always exceptions that need to be mediated if there's a disagreement
There's always exceptions that need to be mediated if there's a disagreement
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Charlotte/Cinny
charlotte
smart is when raccomputers do things
please ignore that raccomputers are just following instructions literally. which isn’t smart!
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Charlotte/Cinny
charlotte
no like seriously a lot of them are like
directly based on someone else’s posts that i saw
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Charlotte/Cinny
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@schratze @mynameistillian i have been thinking about getting a trike but they are quite expensive
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@schratze @mynameistillian my legs are fucked up™ and i can’t keep my balance on a bike
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Charlotte/Cinny
charlotte
@schratze
@mynameistillian going to the Jobcenter tomorrow and I'll sit in a bus for half an hour to drive around the city because the jobcenter is just outside what I have the spoons to walk to and this is genuinely the most reasonable racconnection
It also drops me off a solid 40 minutes early, for good measure
@mynameistillian going to the Jobcenter tomorrow and I'll sit in a bus for half an hour to drive around the city because the jobcenter is just outside what I have the spoons to walk to and this is genuinely the most reasonable racconnection
It also drops me off a solid 40 minutes early, for good measure
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Charlotte/Cinny
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@schratze
@mynameistillian town of 11k and bus service is infrequent here that often it's faster to just walk
@mynameistillian town of 11k and bus service is infrequent here that often it's faster to just walk
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Charlotte/Cinny
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@schratze
@mynameistillian which yes I can see why it would be required when the work PC is located at the tail end of that town right next to the highway exit…
@mynameistillian which yes I can see why it would be required when the work PC is located at the tail end of that town right next to the highway exit…
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