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25. θΔδ*& *NIX Developer.Average Paw Enjoyer. ♿ HSD

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lotte adds rac- to words a lot but it doesn’t alter meaning

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“u are my favorite therianizing biohazard” — @sodiboo@gaysex.cloud
“you know, maybe i will finally learn to read the content warning before clicking 'view' [—] thanks for this lesson @charlotte” — @ariadne@social.treehouse.systems

my not raccinated against rabies shirt has people ask a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

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writing about the english language like an out of touch adult writes about emoji
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the word “want” can be used in the sentence “i want to make the world a better place” and in the sentence “i want to kill you”. this implies that the word “want” has a hidden sinister meaning

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remember kids:

company + agpl code + cla is just exploiting free labour. under no circumstances contribute to their projects without receiving adequate payment

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my ass is a machine that turns embarassingly parallel algorithms into serial code

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“no way to prevent this” say only language where this happens regularly

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i'm so glad this all fit in a 30 second clip
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I've had this in my head for ages, so here you go.

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is samma die deutsche version von oida

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americans talking about the high gas prices and then you convert it to normal units and it’s half of what it costs here and around how much it has cost for the past several years

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3 billion java devs have a duke plushie

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species transformation via pregnancy concept
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thought: creature of another species somehow gets you pregnant, and as the pregnancy progresses, you transform into that species. by the time you give birth or lay eggs, no one would guess you had ever been anything different

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idk who needs to hear this but it is time to take the turkey out of the freezer and into a pot of boiling oil

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looking for a normal dinner on a Friday night? you will certainly not regret the 500g bag of freshly corrupted tagliatelle

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D in DRY stands for Do repeat yourself, R in DRY stands for Repeat yourself, please, Y in DRY stands for You should repeat yourself now ms_lightning

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N33R "Wehrpflichtentziehung durch Verstümmelung" ⚸ 🩸 lesbian

Bahncard 100 ist ja eigentlich schon das 9€ Ticket

also pro Tag halt
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chat racconvos that probably get you on a list
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outlining how to turn neighbor’s insulation into substitute napalm

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one thing that i really dislike about Unix is the zealous adherence to semi-accidental design elements that ends up interfering with the utility of the underlying useful principle

for example:

  • early Unix could not run too complex a program due to hardware restrictions, so programs were composed using text streams
  • useful underlying principle: designing your applications for composition
  • zealous interpretation: your OS should have a toolkit of single-purpose programs communicating over text streams
  • design we could have had, but never will: applications that communicate using structured data, simplifying life for both programmers and end users
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activitypub is a panacea against specified and reasonably complex alternatives

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