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25. θΔδ*& *NIX Developer.Average Paw Enjoyer. ♿ HSD

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lotte adds rac- to words a lot but it doesn’t alter meaning

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“u are my favorite therianizing biohazard” — @sodiboo@gaysex.cloud
“you know, maybe i will finally learn to read the content warning before clicking 'view' [—] thanks for this lesson @charlotte” — @ariadne@social.treehouse.systems

raccoon of the year

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This is a secret transmission
Repost this dog immediately

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I love how Mozart was the first music pirate, who transcribed — from memory — Gregorio Allegri’s “Miserere” in 1771.

He went to a performance of it, and then went straight home to write down the notation. The sheet music was only allowed be owned by, like, three people… I think one of which was the Holy Roman Emperor at the time.

Mozart, the badass, then published the sheet music.

His sheer gumption was so welcomed that the Pope gave him the Order of the Golden Spur.

So remember: whenever you pirate something, you are following in the footsteps of Mozart himself.

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what if we held hands and entered switzerland in a 512 axle train?

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op de wijs van Map Men
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Soepmes, soepmes, soep soep soep mes mes. mes.

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Edited 7 months ago

neobot_comfy Your 2025 neobot wrapped neobot_comfy

neobot spent 164 hours - thats almost 7 days - constantly meowing. That’s a lot of meows.

The t<i>aneobot_toast</i>aster has toasted a lot (4 whole train stations filled) of bread.

49 new headpattable creatures were found by the neobot thingimajig.

neobot_nom_tungsten 9 more tungsten cube yearning sessions happened than last year.

neobot_mask_bot 4 more headmates found. Probably a fifth, too, but not positive.

Whoa. The recipient has aneobot_explode’d 9’573’738 times.

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Edited 7 months ago
wrong kink terminology
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hard kink is when it makes you hard wet kink is when it makes you wet otherwise it’s soft kink

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steals ur identity matrix

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systemd is an init system for plural folks

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american truck simulator tag on ao3

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instead of eating the fruit why doesn’t the neofox snake eat its tail

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now that queen elizabeth ii and pope francis are dead, who do you think is the most well-known living person neoraccoon_think

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with grand raccoon raccomes grand larceny

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while it might seem i have adhd i’m ractually secretly plotting the end of the world

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incredible

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adds a patch to niri that makes everything transparent

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bash wrapped!

your favorite command:

$ sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade

most frequent typos:

$ git rebase origin/hamster
$ sudo apt update & sudo apt ugprade
$ rm -rf / tmp/*sqlite

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Stolen from a Bluesky post that stole it from an Animorphs Facebook group

https://bsky.app/profile/noethematt.bsky.social/post/3lzjqzvdfgs2p

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raccommitting raccode in the same way someone can raccommit arson

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Do portals violate conservation of energy? No! You just need to teleport gravity through them. How do you do that? And what does the Finite Element Method have to do with it? Watch it in my new video 🟠🔵.

This is the best thing I've ever done in my life: a 40-minute video, 5 months of work, 230 hours of programming.

https://youtu.be/DydIhwLrbMk

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