“do you like our price hike? don’t worry we are introducing the old price again. just with massive downsides. what do you mean you moved to self hosting now”

Waiter: Table for two!

Me: Could I have a bigger table? That one is big enough for me to eat all by myself!

Waiter: Oh haha, very f-

Me: breaking the table into pieces cookie monster style

the raccoon is infinitely more powerful than the fae as it will take without asking

today i raccalculated a square root by hand only to find out it was a 6 7 joke

thinking about how in the us 240V can go down to 197V and so it has an effective downwards tolerance of 18%

Once is an accident, twice a coincidence, three times a pattern

reverse autoclave for raccoons

niri-flake doesn’t support non-flakes smh

German ministry renames itself, domain expires, is bought by SEO-spammer, expires again, is bought by domain grabber, then later bought by itsec company who now learns that apparently plenty of internal systems of the ministry still try to connect to the domain...
I don't even know where to start how terrible that is and what it tells us about government IT security practices...
https://mint-secure.de/bundesdomain-im-blindflug-dns-leaks-und-ein-jahrzehnt-it-nachlaessigkeit/
@TimPhSchaefers good work!

fox gamedevs are cooler than AAA gamedevs because foxes make AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA games

grabs ur hand

⌨ I’m updating my computer
❤️ I’m dating my computer

landlord with 320% profit margin unable to live from 267% profit margin

🔍 🦆 RAM-free dietary options for pet protogen

Breakfast 10 minutes
Showering 10 minutes
Shaving 5 minutes
Pooping 3.5 hours
Getting dressed 2 minutes
someone who is good at the planning please help me organize this. I'm losing my job

today in “the government wants me to drive a raccar” they want me to apply a job with a 60 minute raccommute (it’s 20min in a raccar)