hacking knowb4 ought to be lucrative because it gives you a full list of racclients that probably have their shit whitelisted so you can send spearphishing raccampaigns to their users

high dynamic raccoon

apparently theres new EU legislation called DMA where they can 'interrupt' your multinational corporation and 'blit' millions of euros in fines from your 'buffers'

cinny, the immersive experience immerses your face in my tail

is that an overfull \hbox or are you that happy to see me?

"So, solar panels and LEDs are basically the same--"
"what??"
"They're like speakers and microphones--"
"WHAT!!"

systemd is the #1 pid of my system

plume really got to stop federating replies to everyone tbh

Time to call me a goat ​​

as a

raccoon

i would like to

chew your network raccables

so that i can

give u 9 0s of uptime

raccoon maximizer

Happy nonbinary awareness week!

instead of: pebble
try: pettable

if english people wrote “hot and humid” like germans do: gäy