it’s only embedding if ur in bed

smelly linux nerd hellthread

so cuddly… yet no cuddles… curious

so cuddly…

i like power pc and riscv because it got 31 general purpose raccoons

​​​​ attention please ​​​​

hosts forbidden images of me kissing plushies on their mouth

schrödingers mailbox: opening it is simultaneously scary and unscary until it is opened

ponders the pumpkin on my head

i would like to raccongratulate kde for not releasing a new kde version that is not noticably less stable than the previous one 👏

i’m not a boykisser

i’m an enbybiter

My daughter has fallen out with her best friend and my wife had an argument with the girls mum over it. I'd become good mates with the friend's dad and we're secretly trying to stay mates. Full Romeo and Juliet at the school gates with secret nods and hushed conversations.

Mmmh. 🤔

a computer can count
why can it not be held accountable?

chemists when they discover that their chemicals have unionized: :(

"cause poop is also called shit"