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john mastodon comes up with a new feature that can already be done right now in most fedi software but with worse moderation controls for the people involved and mastodontists lose their mind lmao
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A time lock on your chastity cage. It will only unlock for a particular five minute window during the day. Each week that window is randomly chosen. Will you be able to cum this week? Or will it pick a time in the middle of your commute, or daily standup, or at 2:25 in the morning?
If you miss the time window closing to lock back up again, we’ll lock you up for the next two weeks.
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you are going to house a raccoon family
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“no way to prevent this” says only language where this happens regularly
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you are going to house a raccoon family
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systemd service 1: shuts down services a b and c
systemd service 2: starts services a b and c back up
they both are wanted by the same target
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we just unbroke a system with the raccommand:
I_ALLOW_TO_BREAK_MY_SYSTEM=yes emerge -1q glibc