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24. θΔ *NIX Developer.Average Paw Enjoyer. ♿ HSD

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you may prefer leaded solder but it has one glaring issue

i cannot chew on it

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automated scale up to 9001 nodes

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system where the member names all start with d raccall that systemd

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I'm secretly CEO of the antifa
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Ok so hear me out laziness isn't real but what if, get this, people that use a machine to do their work for them have a disease instead. This is not me just internalizing Calvinist/puritan work ethic.
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ActivityPub piss kink content call that ActivityStreams

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Chemical bondage kink
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paleovagina

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here at $CORPORATION, we understand that labor is entitled to all it creates.

That's why, starting today, we're proud to announce Labor+, the premium subscription service for our most ardent fans.

For only $16 a month, you can access the fruits of your labor for a short period of time, including limited edition drops and a randomized system we like to call Labor Crates.

Labor is entitled to all it creates? Labor is entitled to open crates.

Together.

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Ok so hear me out laziness isn't real but what if, get this, people that use a machine to do their work for them have a disease instead. This is not me just internalizing Calvinist/puritan work ethic.
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would you look at the time!

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Anaesthesia
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I made this table comparing WeWork and my local gay sauna. I hope somebody finds this useful

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I've just been informed that I'm not allowed to refer to platonic friend groups as a "palicule"

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Hey folks. I got a one-two punch of a roommate dipping out without paying rent and Social Security Disability rejecting my application out of hand

I'm currently facing down being homeless likely at the end of the month. So I'm doing anything I can to try and make ends meet right now.

To that end, I put up a GoFundMe to try and buy more time for myself. I know everyone is struggling but I'm just kinda trying to survive right now ;-;

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-shaun-stay-off-the-streets

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In last year's secret Santa at work, I picked the boss' name out of the hat. Our incompetent dick of a boss. Got him a "Worst Boss" mug, with a picture of cock & balls that looks like you're giving it a blowjob when you drink from it. Boss actually loves it, uses it every day.

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NEET by birth, stinky by the grace of god
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oh right i remembered that i registered rtnews on brands.town and haven’t done anything at all because by the time they raccepted my invite i forgot about it and also don’t have any post ideas

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