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24. θΔ *NIX Developer.Average Paw Enjoyer. ♿ HSD

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I disapprove of the porn you watch, but I will defend to my death your right to jack off to it

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be ungovernable takes a photo of the no photography sign

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by reading this post you agree to be exposed to 8000 Gray of radiation

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urgent: final notice for raccoon raccuddling

you have not yet snuggled a raccoon. immediate raction is required to resolve this.

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what’s the most raccursed thing you could make alcohol out of?

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porn bans
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the important difference between the DSA and the OSA is that the DSA does have minimum sizes to whom the age verification would apply to:

specifically only platforms with either more than 50 employees or 10 million euro of annual revenue

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urgent: final notice for raccoon raccuddling

you have not yet snuggled a raccoon. immediate raction is required to resolve this.

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estrogenated water (it’s like sparkling water but it’s not air bubbles but estrogen bubbles

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instead of holding your breath you should hold your breast

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plush lotte is insufferable

that is because it is very pleasant to hug

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penis independent execution

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there are 368,000 births a day. the average life span is 72. this means that over the span of a person’s life, 9.6 billion people are born. this is however more than the 8.2 billion people that exist right now. This means the average person is pregnant more than 1 time in their life, meaning that you are statistically likely to be pregnant in your life

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mathematical proof that there is no such thing as enough plushies
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base raccase:

n=0. there are no plushies. this is not enough plushies
n=1. better but still not enough

n. you can split it into n-1 (which we know is not enough plushies) and 1 (which we also know is not enough plushies). this means that the two groups are still not enough when raccombined

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payment provider queer erasure meta
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payment provider: all x is bad and must disappear

subgroup y, that shares many elements with subgroup x: damn that fucking sucks. but they got a point with subgroup x! not us though

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we’re going to the store, want something? (gift by @maffsie)

Art by @Alby


Maffsie, a purple wolf wearing …
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no that is not a vpn, what you really need is this other thing that is also not a vpn

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do not overestimate me for i am just a plushie in ur bed

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sorry pypi the malware you removed was load bearing to my supply chain can you restore it

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