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assembling a squad

we got folks who raccrush romantically, someone who raccrushes aesthetically, and my gf who is raccrushing physically

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De humor hangt (lag) op straat. Klein detail in de stad.

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"text rendering layout stress test, or just syntacticians again?"

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the nervous system is a machine that turns stimuli into anxiety

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packidge soon !!!

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tf, reality shift, pooltoy, you
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It's your room, but squeaky, shiny,
look outside, everyone's pooltoys,
toys on websites, in photos, on the TV,
but nobody's talking about it?
like everyone was always pooltoys?

Like they had a valve somewhere,
like the one on your belly,
ghostly pump adding air,
hsss, fsssst, puffffff,
paws swelling body tail
light and giggly silly
smooth shiny squeaky
painted-on features--

Huh. What were you doing again?
Oh! Off to the pool today, toy?
That's always fun~ ✨

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how you can obtain piss porn via the bittorrent protocol
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peedbox

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"The office has been overrun with iguanas."

*️⃣ Asterisk sound 'office-iguanas.wav'
📦 From package 'asterisk-extra-sounds'
🇬🇧 Spoken in British English

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vore
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plushie hard vore

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Hey! For those of you who saw and enjoyed my therian flag design i have big news!

I am making physical ones to sell! Do you want one? fill out this form to be notified when pre orders open!
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Please share this post!

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I scored 18/28 on https://jsdate.wtf and all I got was this lousy text to share on social media.

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so the thing about my phone system is that there is a special number just for work related stuff that automatically yeets the call to voice mail outside of work times

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ausgabenssteuererklärung

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butts
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Skunk butts blobfoxmeltblush

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exciting raccoon petting

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Nsfw - hypno trigger - wetting her pants; Missing media descriptions
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"You look like you need to nip to the toilet." he told you.

You scoffed haughtily at his presumption. "I think I'd know if I did."

That's when he fiddled with his metal watchstrap and, absentmindedly, you daydreamed about how it sounded like the latch on the toilet door.

Next thing you knew, you were gushing in your shorts, empty-headed and quietly delighted as you shuffled and squirmed and rubbed yourself as you pissed.

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12 years ago, we moved house. The new owners said they wanted to redo the garden, which is fair enough. However, before we moved, I deliberately buried one of those medical/laboratory skeletons in the garden. I wish I could have seen their faces when they dug it up. If they have.

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trilevel train

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