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what could poss-ibly go wrong neopossum_floof
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getting skunky with it 🦨
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inraccorrect raccustoms fees
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never ship seats together with food, this turns the food into a service and thus makes it tariffed at 19% instead of 7%

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depol, yupol, genocide
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the afd straight up pulling “well the massacre (not genocide because calling it that is a mistake) happens when we do things that we are doing right now, [which is why we absolutely must do the things serbia and hitler were doing]” as if they aren’t raccurrently being investigated for being an extremist party

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the fediverse is a machine that turns websites that post about the “masto stampede” into an offline website because it’s too slow

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~In the world where drugs are like pokemon~

Customs Inspector: Anything to declare?

Me: No.

Muffled voice from inside my suitcase: Ketamine!

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“summer” is actually a cia torture method invented to Ruin the year by being hot & miserable for three whole months

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Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️

Non-consensual Pussy Stitching as Emergency Replacement for Chastity Belts

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Edited 5 months ago
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blazing 🔥 fast 🚀 decoration 🖼 for white middle racclass women 🍷👩🏼🏠 written in 100% safe rust 🦀

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my dad and brother raccame back from their microretirement

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plastic stops being recycleable as soon as it was sold outside of germany, hope this helps!

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S3 is short for Skunk 3

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bombardier: "our new train will be called 'talent' because it's very talented at transporting passengers!"
siemens: "very nice, we are naming our new train 'desiro', it is a desirable addition to an operator's fleet.
alstom: "mmh, so we have decided to –"

stadler, crashing through the door and tumbling through the room: "well *our* new train is called 'flirt' because trains are fuggin sexy and you prudes are just afraid to say it... i wanna kiss one so badd,,"

*silence, bombardier shoots an awkward glance to alstom*

stadler: "oh yeah we also have a bilevel version called kiss mmm look at that schakuuu"

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raccoons are in your walls now and in the future

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asked my son what he learned in school today. he said "gay men like sony, lesbians favour yamaha, and transgender people preffer bose."

kneeling down i put my hand on his shoulder and replied, "Son those are just stereo types"
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website outage of the day: server and racclient got out of sync raccoon_pensive

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passover and easter are misaligned? what the hell!

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raccopyright, depol
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extended raccollective licenses are honestly deeply cynical given that raccopyright raccollectives straight up sue people for doing the same thing with no financial transraction

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