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24. θΔ *NIX Developer.Average Paw Enjoyer. ♿ HSD

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i think text editors should show yellow boxes around every single confusable ascii character you write

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what do dutch secure messengers have
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eindhoven-tot-eindhoven versleuteling

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raccoon propelled grenade

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raccoon plushie notation

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on today’s raccoon appreciation day let us appreciate all of the raccurators that put posts on your algorithm-free timeline

lottepraise

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it’s raccoon appreciation day

you know what that means

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kink
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locktober is starting tomorrow, who else is in?

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going for a "havent drawn in a few months" type vibe

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Do you support the raccoon agenda?

86% Yes
4% No
9% I’m a raccoon
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is there a way to change the volume range on android without root? i want a volume between muted and too loud in quiet rooms
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Have you ever had a hug by a giant inflatable? I can recommend!

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i love appimage

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廃墟猫 🐈🌈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

Edited 1 year ago

😂

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tf, stuck, you
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Try this, it'll change your life,
fur trickling over your face,
stripes down your back,
a huge skunk tail, ka-poof,
itchy fingers, soon to be paws,
nose pushing out, sniff sniff,
twitchy ears, silly grin,
feeling soft, warm, fuzzy;
just look at you, cutie,
such a nice new skunk!

And such a smooth change,
so drastic, but so easy,
feeling good all over,
don't you, skunkie?
That's what we focused on,
so we don't yet have a way
for you to turn back;
hope that's okay~ 🦨❤️

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apparently my website looks like shit on ie11

time to drop support

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θΔ8-tetrahydrocannabinol

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