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The real existential threat!

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gross
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i have a special ability where if you snuggle me u become stinky

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Where you storing your data on

16% solid state drive
15% liquid state drive
5% gaseous state drive
18% plasma state drive
44% bose-einstein condensate state drive
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MarinadeDB

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MarianaTrenchDB

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the united state of america

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confusion warning!

if a pooltoy is inflated it’s called a deflateable

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if you ever feel down just remember that germany has 6 different types of cities and they all have stupid names like "small small city" and "large medium city"
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Messy diaper talk
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Hey!

Hey you! Yeah, you!

Fill your padding! Right now!

Revel in your glorious stinky tushie! Wag that tail! Sit on your friend's face! Have a blowout! Paint the world b——

*gets hauled away*

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incorrect academia
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if you do psychological research on theriantrophy you aren’t doing humanities anymore

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type of girl that gets weirder all the time

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solidarity to the sinkhole

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she bisects on my failures until i merge conflict

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🏳️‍⚧️ ginny mae moved!

who else

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i love plushies

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the current situation of taxation in the united states makes a lot of sense when you consider that the american revolution started because the tax rate of tea was reduced

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linux kink
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do any linux users use gnome specifically because they have a foot fetish?
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imagine if tech can go more than a day without inventing the phrenology machine

the recent ai hype has made this so bad
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random reminder that CVSS scores don’t mean shit

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