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horny electronics
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if you edge your capacitors enough they will cum

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Charlotte’s fur color is aposematic

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cursed misskey fork
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pisskey

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bill guy the science nye

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cute sentient indices

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particle raccelerator

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the thunderstorms!! they're organising!!!!

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can an american explain this incomprehensible uspol to me please
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a fascist: we must leave the union! we will definitely be even more violently racist of course!
some liberals: we don’t want you anyways, it would be great if you left

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Fedi feature idea: Expiring toots.

I know you can setup an auto-delete as early as 1 week after something is posted, and establish a threshold i(e.g. 100 likes/boosts) for preservation.

But it would also be cool to have a message that deletes itself after 48 hours or whatever.

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I hate bluetooth so god damn much

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stolen from elsewhere
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very important: toothpaste is called that because you are only supposed to use it on one tooth. to brush all of your teeth you need multiple toothpastes. I have 29 toothpastes at home.

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bill guy the science nye

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types of tender:

- legal
- chicken
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me upgrading my samephone to the samephone +1 (which is the same phone just number higher) (i do not have enough money to afford the samephone +1 outright and also the samephone works perfectly fine and there is no reason for me to upgrade)

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If you are an adult and don’t have plushies in your bed

why?

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it do be like that sometimes

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Sog. Neigetechnik im ICE 1

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idk who needs to fail this but if it fails kerhoff’s principle it should just be assumed that the cryptosystem is backdoored. there is no other explanation

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greek word for "club" went clubbing a little too hard last millennium

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