@Soblow not the vuln part but this was more a just a satirical restatement of PSAs i have seen

@Soblow i made it up

there is a telegram zero day going around and the only way to stay safe is to delete your raccount

@eri i already make seven figures (10,000.00€)

@Siph also often the previous and the next code are also accepted so your clock doesn’t need to be perfectly in sync either

@Sominemo adds a “be” into that sentence

...I want that stupid plushie too.....

@emsquared

raccoons are a scam by big trash to sell you more trash

🦨 It's skunky time 🦨

google’s auto-transcription can’t handle the british pronunciation of lieutenant

two electronic devices: exchange data in any way whatsoever

EEs: this is literally equivalent to slavery and needs to be discussed as such

whatever u were doing is just a side quest. the main quest is petting me

@whitequark i wonder how much of those 50% savings are attributable to mastodon rehosting remote media for some time tbh

nixos has some good ideas (software should be built in a reproducible and traceable manner) and an implementation that is atrocious top to bottom whose only real positive quality is that it exists. this is frustrating

commit blasphemy directly onto the main branch

friend doesn’t understand what yuri and yaoi is so i have been labelling everything involving two distinct things as yuri or yaoi

@skunkseveryhour two of them! what a deal

Behold: I present to you a skunk.