why does my room smell like freshly baked goods i do not have any freshly baked goods in the room !!!

the dź key is seemingly a decent low-effort ragebait for polish speakers

@NanoRaptor i was born closer to the apple watch than the current day

The release of the Apple Watch was closer to World War 2 than to World War 1.

Ja das ist tatsächlich alles passiert

#FurryTramMannheim #FurryTram

@novenary @Stellar toilet usage is shitposting downtime so simply shit directly into the post box and hit send

update

mathematical unit raccoon

And that's how I ended up on mastodon

bite*

qite engeneering

new keyboard layout just dropped

german schoolkids 🤝 dutch adults
hating the blue letter

i unfollowed a few users, mostly alts, to clean up my feed a bit. no issue with anyone, i just prefer seeing other posts

we have been saying “tonight we wawa” at each other randomly ever since seeing this image

-carrie

The bathtub curve, but for tech literacy

i’ll repost this every time i see someone say this or something similar

dieselelectric trains having to do that will never not be funny to me

pre-heats your raccooling water