why waste time pissing and shitting when you can be like me and piss+shit from the same hole, saving you having to pull down your pants

@Stellar what

@novenary @Stellar toilet usage is shitposting downtime so simply shit directly into the post box and hit send

@charlotte @Stellar you mean you don't use your phone on the loo?

@Stellar Bird-coded

@novenary @Stellar the last bit sent me