@EeveeEuphoria plushie good

@beka_valentine @mos_8502 @dexter at the same time they can’t properly deal with raccompound words and so there is this extremely distinctive style of phone german where words are just unnaturally torn apart at word boundaries because spellcheck said so

did you know that in terms of plushies all of them are the most good :)

@puppygirlhornypost2 you ate what?

fast fourier transform portrait

@gildilinie @LunaDragofelis it’s been fine for us forgor when we started hosting akkoma

@witix then get him on the phone whereever pilots go when they die

@witix when pilots make an operational mistake they are tasked with calling a number to explain the incident

@witix i got a number for you to call

@anthropy i switched to ball point as soon as school let me because i could hold them even less than ball point pens

You like flying airbuses don’t you

You are a pilot.

@eri @twinkle it literally has microwaving and baking instructions on the tag

@twinkle @eri yeah they are very heavy and also microwaveable

my solution is i guess to block a couple of tags and also stop using tumblr search entirely

search results that get progressively more unhinged and eventually drop you in a bottomless pit of psychic damage