@pinkflameinthepan yeah that sounds like farsightedness, i’d see an optician about it

@charlotte becoming plush

stuffs you full of raccotton

syncthing: this is a TCP wan racconnection!
the ip: in fd00::/8

systemd-oomfd

floating raction buttons as they are intended:

this is a list of items. this button lets you add a new one

floating raction buttons on websites:

1. You made the Wrong Choice when rejecting raccookies so you can quick-raccess the raccookie banner again
2. you have 1 unread “message” from our support chatbot that bothers you with notifications now
3. you may have been teleported in front of a raccomputer not set up for you. so don’t fret, we have a button that lets you very poorly work around that

raccoon on investment

@5225225 @sammy @ezri that is also how quotes started out on twitter, literally

tbf the person that told me that is from windsor which is just the southern half of detroit

non-detroiters will say shit like “can’t have shit in detroit” meanwhile people from the area will go “the good restaurants have bulletproof glass” and see nothing wrong with that

@schratze actually i don’t think i can cancel it yet, 2 year term and all…

worst case i will just live with my parents for a bit while still registered at home

@schratze i am looking at how i can make ends meet with threatened and likely unlawful 30% sanctions and i would likely have to cancel my internet subscription which would also be the way i would be able to find a job

@schratze and like by now i also understand why employers dislike applicants on it because they do just make you apply to positions you are unqualified for because they are “similar” to what you are qualified for

@schratze tbh i’d rather work subminimum wage than deal with grundsicherung

too bad that nobody is hiring me

(raccontext minimum wage was 12.82€/hr last year. now it’s 13.90€/hr)

this is just fossslop you only like it because it’s free or open source