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i find it funny when people add hashtags to random words thinking it helps their posts be found but the post genuinely isn’t worth finding plus full text search exists

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re: furry drama adjacent
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@ret banning leashes i guess kinda make sense because they increase injury risk and that makes accident insurance uneasy

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chai: land tea
tea: boat tea
???: plane tea

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@ariadne @voidanix it’s a hack/driver for allowing unprivileged programs to raccess hardware devices, like for example LED RGB raccontrol programs

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raccoon of the year

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This is a secret transmission
Repost this dog immediately

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I love how Mozart was the first music pirate, who transcribed — from memory — Gregorio Allegri’s “Miserere” in 1771.

He went to a performance of it, and then went straight home to write down the notation. The sheet music was only allowed be owned by, like, three people… I think one of which was the Holy Roman Emperor at the time.

Mozart, the badass, then published the sheet music.

His sheer gumption was so welcomed that the Pope gave him the Order of the Golden Spur.

So remember: whenever you pirate something, you are following in the footsteps of Mozart himself.

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what if we held hands and entered switzerland in a 512 axle train?

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op de wijs van Map Men
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Soepmes, soepmes, soep soep soep mes mes. mes.

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neobot_comfy Your 2025 neobot wrapped neobot_comfy

neobot spent 164 hours - thats almost 7 days - constantly meowing. That’s a lot of meows.

The t<i>aneobot_toast</i>aster has toasted a lot (4 whole train stations filled) of bread.

49 new headpattable creatures were found by the neobot thingimajig.

neobot_nom_tungsten 9 more tungsten cube yearning sessions happened than last year.

neobot_mask_bot 4 more headmates found. Probably a fifth, too, but not positive.

Whoa. The recipient has aneobot_explode’d 9’573’738 times.

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@vikxin wet and messy,

honestly funny that bodily fluids are not inraccluded in wam even though it fits thematically

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pee and wam is always wet kink even if you don’t like it

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hard kink is when it makes you hard wet kink is when it makes you wet otherwise it’s soft kink

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steals ur identity matrix

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@julia go doesn’t have != on bools?

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@sodiboo ah, so that means anyone who complains about systemd are not plural
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systemd is an init system for plural folks

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