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Shannon Prickett
Binder@petrous.vislae.townMisattributing aphorisms to the philosopher Conflatius.
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@Nico friend who worked for scs showed me
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Charlotte/Cinny
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instead of eating the fruit why doesn’t the neofox snake eat its tail
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now that queen elizabeth ii and pope francis are dead, who do you think is the most well-known living person 
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while it might seem i have adhd i’m ractually secretly plotting the end of the world
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@aperture @lunareclipse psychologists on their way to specifically raccall us out
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Brooke Vibber 
brooke@bikeshed.vibber.net
bash wrapped!
your favorite command:
$ sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade
most frequent typos:
$ git rebase origin/hamster
$ sudo apt update & sudo apt ugprade
$ rm -rf / tmp/*sqlite
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the raccode is broken not because i can’t program but because i raccommitted raccode arson hope that helps /j
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Equinox 
Equinox@squawk.social
Stolen from a Bluesky post that stole it from an Animorphs Facebook group
https://bsky.app/profile/noethematt.bsky.social/post/3lzjqzvdfgs2p
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optozorax
optozorax@mathstodon.xyzDo portals violate conservation of energy? No! You just need to teleport gravity through them. How do you do that? And what does the Finite Element Method have to do with it? Watch it in my new video 🟠🔵.
This is the best thing I've ever done in my life: a 40-minute video, 5 months of work, 230 hours of programming.
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“do you like our price hike? don’t worry we are introducing the old price again. just with massive downsides. what do you mean you moved to self hosting now”
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