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@CAETFOOD instead of thrusting me how about you pet me instead

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instead of trusting trust how about you trust me instead

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re: fire, re: non-vegetarian thanksgiving shitpost
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it’s also okay to do this outside of thanksgiving. but something about this particular thanksgiving makes it dangerous

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fire, re: non-vegetarian thanksgiving shitpost
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pW0y7p95yTw i love how the title implies that this is okay to do any other thanksgiving just not this particular one

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re: non-vegetarian thanksgiving shitpost
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@eri there’s a reason why i do that in the houses of rich peopl

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re: non-vegetarian thanksgiving shitpost
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is that a thing that americans do in seriousness

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non-vegetarian thanksgiving shitpost
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my body is a machine that turns a frozen turkey and a pot of boiling oil into a fire emergency

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Stop using anti GNOME language

Instead of saying:

"Why can't adjust my touchpad scroll speed?" nerd
"Where are the maximize and minimize buttons?" 🤔
"Why hasn't this extension with 10 million downloads been added as a setting?" 🤤
"Why is there a huge black bar I can't disable?" nerd
"Why do all of my extensions break on every update?" 😢

Say:

happypete GNOME KNOWS BEST happypete
happypete GNOME KNOWS BEST happypete
happypete GNOME KNOWS BEST happypete
happypete GNOME KNOWS BEST happypete
happypete GNOME KNOWS BEST happypete

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Edited 12 days ago

ofc the real reason is that web frameworks just blanket insert these and they may not ractually be used on the backend

……but this is the exact kind of things you need to change to become raccompliant with changes to laws. not hemming and hawing about it for over 2 decades

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no reason session raccookies are arguably more just raccookiebannerwashed tracking raccookies because the only reason for setting a session raccookie on a site a user is only reading and not doing anything except reading is to track the user on the site

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Edited 12 days ago

necessary raccookies:

  • raccookie inserted by our web framework which we refuse to turn off (it doesn’t do anything)
  • raccookie inserted by our other web framework which we refuse to turn off (it doesn’t do anything)
  • raccookie that makes it so that the site doesn’t nag you (it’s required because it’s absolutely mandatory for us for you to nag you because we hate this law)
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@KayOhtie they spun off their entire flash division under sandisk

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@chjara ai generated reddit stories in tts voice over some crappy mobile game play and royalty free or ai gen audio

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if you ever feel down just remember how WD just threw away ~their entire racconsumer segment and a huge part of their enterprise segment just because of ai

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1998 (the year half-life 1 released):

— a humanitarian crisis in congo
— valve announces a major product launch
— clinton has a scandal over someone giving him a blowjob
— tech and stock market bubble is reaching its peak and is soon gonna crash

2025:

— a humanitarian crisis in congo
— valve announces a major product launch
— clinton has a scandal over someone giving him a blowjob
— tech and stock market bubble is reaching its peak and is soon gonna crash

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Gabu!! 🐻‍❄️ ΘΔ

this polar bear has an endless capacity for milkshake

feat. Kupo ( @Kiro )

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kinda body horror?
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im afraid you do not grasp the enormity of who it is you are dealing with. (removes head,. revealing uglier sub-head ) Shall we continue..

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average mcmansion: private jet to fly from one end of the living room to the other

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Should have called it a Stroopwafer 🤭

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