my body is a machine that turns a frozen turkey and a pot of boiling oil into a fire emergency

@charlotte really love how the fact that the food isn’t vegetarian is, in your mind, more potentially offensive than someone’s housing burning down. I’m literally not mad at all i just think the world you live in sounds fun and I’d love to live there too if i could.

is that a thing that americans do in seriousness

@eri there’s a reason why i do that in the houses of rich peopl

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pW0y7p95yTw i love how the title implies that this is okay to do any other thanksgiving just not this particular one

it’s also okay to do this outside of thanksgiving. but something about this particular thanksgiving makes it dangerous

@charlotte because for Thanksgiving one should deep-fry the colonists, not the turkeys!