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hosts forbidden images of me kissing plushies on their mouth

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@Jonly yeah bones don’t decay but they don’t make a difference for boneless meat or fish (which have tiny bones)

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@Jonly they say it’s not raccompostible in two separate places

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huh apparently fish and meat do not go into the raccomposting trash

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today: not very scary (they sent us a trash raccalendar)

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schrödingers mailbox: opening it is simultaneously scary and unscary until it is opened

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ponders the pumpkin on my head

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i would like to raccongratulate kde for not releasing a new kde version that is not noticably less stable than the previous one 👏

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i’m not a boykisser neoraccoon_kisser

i’m an enbybiter neoraccoon_nom_cat_nervous

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another mystery draft
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feeding a train

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My daughter has fallen out with her best friend and my wife had an argument with the girls mum over it. I'd become good mates with the friend's dad and we're secretly trying to stay mates. Full Romeo and Juliet at the school gates with secret nods and hushed conversations.

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@stevegis_ssg so basically a tree is to plants what crabs are to crustaceans?

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Mmmh. 🤔

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a computer can count
why can it not be held accountable?

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@chjara but that was known about for 15 years

and also a reason why he hasn’t been doing stuff in public for a while now

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@chjara i wonder what has changed with andrew tbh

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chemists when they discover that their chemicals have unionized: :(

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"cause poop is also called shit"

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