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Find all words (Infinite monkey theorem)

Found word: shit!
In string kjdspcfywahksxnfrshit after generating 1656238 characters.

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Find all words (Infinite monkey theorem)

Found word: urine!
In string fbbfzujokkzhleffurine after generating 6438077 characters.

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++ BAHN-ANSAGE DES MONATS, 09/2025 ++

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Make passive income today by training a crow to pick pockets for cash! brdRobe

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misread estonian as estrogen

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@bagder @sodiboo ngl this feels more like me a decade ago going through eclipse turning on all of the options in eclipse’s static analyser than something reasonable

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@bagder @sodiboo they also do cyclometric analysis on the code which is “blocking” on thresholds seemingly so low that it fails on reasonably complex structured c code

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@bagder @sodiboo they either seem to be falling into “this doesn’t match the exact coding style we use at TIOBE” or “this macro expands to always-false expressions which is intentional so that the compiler can do DCE”

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Once you notice how Pokémon ZA does imposters, you can never unsee it.

Be cursed with me.

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lewd, naked, touched all over by ghost hands
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this is a real thing that happened in real life

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the most recent Windows insider preview release added an internet speed test "button" to the Wi-Fi control center that actually just tells you to fucking Google it instead

i cannot take this bloody company seriously these days

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I want cuddles right meow

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want me to be your Vectron? neofox_pleading

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getting ready for big spooning you

picks a plushie between us and places it in front of you
picks a plushie between us and places it in front of you
picks a plushie between us and places it in front of you
picks a plushie between us and places it in front of you
picks a plushie between us and places it in front of you

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instead of waybar i use gaybar

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@EeveeEuphoria @sodiboo @ada also the threat model of signal kinda implies that some users may want to use Multiple accounts

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@sodiboo @EeveeEuphoria @ada signal is less bad about this than some others, i could register my second signal account to landline with no issues

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@sodiboo @EeveeEuphoria @ada i think it’s more convenient for scammers to acquire phone numbers than it is for typical end users, especially in places where obtaining said phone number requires an ID

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