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once again i question everyone’s praising of signal for being “so secure” when their whole model requires you to fucking phone home with an app in order to keep it working

ah yes, let me use this ultra secure messaging app by making sure it’s attached to a stupid piece of shit that cops will break into, to view all my messages as they so please

very genius design they have here

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sure signal can pass all the security tests they want when it's not focused on the phone number and the bullshit app requirement, that's all fine and well

but the fact it's tied to a phone, and especially a phone number, makes signal fucking suuuuuuck

why. the fuck. does it need. a fucking. app.

if it exists on PC, i should be able to *just use it on PC* and not need a stupid dinky smartphone that i need to constantly refresh it's access to, otherwise it will whine and complain and stop working

that is complete horseshit
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yes this post was inspired by the fact signal finally decided to boot me out of my sessions due to the fact i uninstalled the app from my phone the moment i had to do this exact shit before, why do you ask .-.
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@EeveeEuphoria the premise is that you need at least one source of truth for that you say who you are

it's just one of the worst sources, since phone numbers can be trivially socially engineered to be cloned.
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@ada here's my one source of truth, i say i am who i am because i am that

you can social engineer your way into anything you want, a phone number doesn't protect you from that shit

if someone wanted to extract info from my friends they could do that in 10 seconds flat, there's no technological way to work around that

and signal pretending otherwise is a testament to how fucking stupid they are i stg
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@EeveeEuphoria it's all this hocus pocus about verifying who you are (why even) when a hundred better ways exist.
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@ada @EeveeEuphoria phone numbers aren’t a source of truth on Signal though. you can add people through usernames, or directly without ever learning their username or phone number. there is no friendly identifier in signal that is a “source of truth” for the identity. the source of truth is just whatever private keys your phone possesses.

to my understanding, the main rationale for having phone numbers is to like, combat abuse? phone numbers aren’t great for establishing identity but they are relatively inconvenient to acquire large amounts of, and everyone has at least one phone number. therefore, it theoretically helps to mitigate spam because it’s difficult to create many accounts in bulk.

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@sodiboo @ada yeah i don't buy any of that shit though. sure my phone number will never be leaked, whatever, it's still complete horseshit that it's *mandatory* for a supposedly secure app, where less scrupulous figures can just get in by paying a guy $10,000 to use a rogue mobile tower to hack into my number for a few minutes.

and i don't buy that bullshit for a single second, what even is the harm that comes from "fake accounts" or whatever. the system should be designed around that... oh wait! it already has perfectly fine protections!
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@sodiboo @ada just because all the alternatives suck more doesn't mean signal doesn't also suck .-.
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@sodiboo @EeveeEuphoria @ada i think it’s more convenient for scammers to acquire phone numbers than it is for typical end users, especially in places where obtaining said phone number requires an ID

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@sodiboo @EeveeEuphoria @ada signal is less bad about this than some others, i could register my second signal account to landline with no issues

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@charlotte @sodiboo @ada yeah! signal is notoriously not great to use for people in regions where phone numbers are hard to get! i've had a non-zero amount of people in my life who's had to tell me "signal doesn't work in my region because of this shit"
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@EeveeEuphoria @sodiboo @ada also the threat model of signal kinda implies that some users may want to use Multiple accounts

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@charlotte @sodiboo @ada i sure want multiple accounts, and guess who can't have them because of this bullshit restriction .-.
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@EeveeEuphoria we would love for there to be a secure messenger that doesnt require a phone. unfortunately, none of the alternatives out there provide the same cryptographic quality signal brings

applied cryptography is hard, and signal is the only player who has provably gotten it right

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@dangerdyke yeah like, i don't doubt signal actually has it's cryptography done right

but it's like they buried a diamond in 50 pounds of crap, why the *fuck* did they design everything around it so horribly poorly
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@EeveeEuphoria historically, because it was originally designed to be sent over SMS rather then the internet. a lot of its design quirks go back to its roots as TextSecure circa 2010

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@dangerdyke at this point i'm convinced 80% of the reason why software sucks is because of legacy cruft
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@EeveeEuphoria otoh, if you destroy everything you consider “legacy cruft” you end up with shit like modern gnome https://woltman.com/gnome-bad/

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@dangerdyke i'd rather modern gnome than whatever the fuck microsoft's done to the windows interface lol
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@EeveeEuphoria and secure messengers are not an area in which you want to move fast and break things. quite the opposite, in fact

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@dangerdyke i feel like requiring a people to use your mobile app, so that checks in with your PC desktop """companion""" app basically, is very much in the "move fast and break things" direction, because who in their right mind would've designed something like that 15 years ago

this is a very new thing, a very fast thing, and it breaks things for me all the god damn time
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@EeveeEuphoria that is not what that phrase means. moving fast and breaking things would be completely redoing their identity system. this would be no mean feat, and come with significant risk of compromising their anonymity guarantees, even if done with the utmost care

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@dangerdyke doesn't change the fact this is complete horseshit, they shouldn't have designed it like this in the first place under any circumstance

and requiring this out of their users is such horseshit, if other chatting platforms didn't suck complete ass at encryption, nobody, and i mean NOBODY would be using signal

the only reason i use signal is the same reason i use discord, because it's the only thing out there that does what i need it do, and everyone else sucks more
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@dangerdyke signal's just lucky they have damn good encryption that actually works worth a damn, that's the only reason why anyone puts up with this
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@EeveeEuphoria it’s easy to say “this is a terrible design they never should have made” in hindsight, in 2025. it’s a lot harder to know that in advance in 2010. sometimes things like this suck, and thats just life

if a competitor comes along with the same level of cryptographic guarantees comes along, we’ll happily advocate for it. until then, it’s signal

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@dangerdyke and until then i will continue to be bitter signal sucks ass, but everything else sucks even more
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