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@1 does the unit have a capacitive touch button on its frame a creature could touch to provide positive feedback?

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@nightjar what happens if it vacuums a piece of itself

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what would freddie mercury use as a garbage collector if he was a c++ dev
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BohemianGC

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@DMX i hope this inspires a great many nazis to follow in his footsteps

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i think the most cursed key i have on my keyboard gotta be the soft hyphen one

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@volpeon mastodon users can’t see us in here

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@nightjar selective breeding but it works like selective mutism (you have erectile dysfunction)

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People losing their minds about .io maybe getting vaporized by geopolitics

Haskell in the corner: "well well well, who could have predicted that I/O would cause so many headaches..."

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In the cat's defense, he was outnumbered.

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@Siph either that or it’s specifically about certain types of christianity

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plural haskell programmers are called a type system

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@saphire merging a bunch of dependabot prs in one go

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@kescher reading recent reviews for the app shows that it still doesn’t work at doing its sole job

the notification for the warn test day apparently came several minutes late and apparently did not even start make a noise for some users

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@kescher so like the first alarm test in germany pretty much went as expected

nobody received the warning unless they lived in a place with actual air raid sirens. even if they had nina because it turns out it didn’t work

then they rolled out using the cell broadcast that mobile service providers had access to for a long ass time and suddenly it actually fucking worked

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@kescher i am also not sure at all why they even bothered to create it. The situations where there is a catastrophe that needs the population to be warned about is also probably not the time to have custom broken apps access the internet to check for said information

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@kescher the german equivalent nina was so good i don’t think anyone has ever used it

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