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new record on the number of parents in a git commit i have just pushed: 12

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living in such a judeo-christian society where every place goes nuts for one vaguely christian festival for like 2-4 months and nobody can name more than 2 jewish holidays

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judeo-christianity is when you are talking about the worst subsections of christianity but to make it seem less fucked up you drag judaism through the mud with you

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to think mastodontists have to click through a big warning now to see this

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square enix: behold, the first savage-tier alliance raid

baldesion arsenal and delubrum reginae (savage): are we a joke to you?

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@AgathaSorceress @nicole my dad got told by a store manager to never use one of his cards there again, not because it rejected it or something but because it was a “credit card”

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@AgathaSorceress @nicole i have a visa card and supposedly it can be used to withdraw cash in grocery stores in netto but whoever told me that forgot to tell me if they meant the netto with the dog or without the dog

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gay haskell compiler

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@Ninji thank you for booking ryanair. Last year, over 90% of our bookings failed.

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@crumbcake for some form input types it literally does

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make sure to switch to a new british colonialism tld this year!

.io → .ai

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official Anne answer: a kbity is 1000 bity. 1024 bity would be a Kibity, pronounced kibibity.

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@puniko

📞 neocat_happy Hallo?
📞 neofox_baa Herr Doktor ich glaube ich habe ADHD
📞 neocat_think Wie kommen Sie denn darauf?
📞 neofox_baa Ich vergesse immer wo ich meinen Ford geparkt habe
📞 neocat_angry Was hat das denn mit ADHD zu tun?
📞 neofox_sad Nun ja immer verliere ich meinen Focus
📞 neocat_glare
📞 neofox_googly_woozy
📞 neocat_googly_woozy

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you may not know this but PA stands for “penis announcer”

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friend: “cool my pc is bsoding on boot”

“have you tried linux”
“no that’s not a fucking solution”

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@a yeah that would have been my second guess

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wouldn't be surprised if it made sense in a different chinese language and it was just adopted 1:1 into mandarin chinese
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@jhwgh1968 @rudi ironically i am running it on KDE

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