the correct answer to the trolly problem is to make the trolly do a sick 50/50 grind on each side of the tracks and kill everyone

@rpmrosie

@robodoll but then the trolly won’t kill anyone

@Stellar woag that train has a face

@rpmrosie @robodoll sell their organs without killing them first, silly
humans don’t need all their organs. just some of them!

@rpmrosie you kid but this is the railworker union approved option

@charlotte except it ends in derailment before anyone is hurt, right?

@rpmrosie yeah

@charlotte @rpmrosie plot-twist, there are 50 people on board, making this a philosophical debate yet again

@EeveeEuphoria @charlotte then we go back to sicknasty skamtebord 50/50 grind tricks

@EeveeEuphoria @rpmrosie there is a trolley hurtling down a railway track towards a junction. right now it is heading towards 5 philosophy majors being too distracted making up philosophical dilemmas to notice. on the other rail there is a which will if it is hit by the trolley. would you choose to divert the trolley?

@icantchangethisname @rpmrosie @robodoll in the default drawing of the trolley problem they are tied to the rails in a way where the trolley runs ovher their necks
the organs will be fine

@charlotte @EeveeEuphoria i the to disarm it from and then let the philosophy majors get run over

@rpmrosie @charlotte "bomb has been defused"

@rpmrosie what if i go into rocket sciences so i can launch the train track in space and everyone still dies but its cooler cus its in space

@kokofish I think that’s called being a(n extremely cool) supervillain 😈

@rpmrosie truuuueeee