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the correct answer to the trolly problem is to make the trolly do a sick 50/50 grind on each side of the tracks and kill everyone

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@robodoll but then the trolly won’t kill anyone

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@rpmrosie @robodoll sell their organs without killing them first, silly wvrnMlem
humans don’t need all their organs. just some of them!

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@rpmrosie you kid but this is the railworker union approved option

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@charlotte except it ends in derailment before anyone is hurt, right?

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@charlotte @rpmrosie plot-twist, there are 50 people on board, making this a philosophical debate yet again
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@EeveeEuphoria @charlotte then we go back to sicknasty skamtebord 50/50 grind tricks

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@EeveeEuphoria @rpmrosie there is a trolley hurtling down a railway track towards a junction. right now it is heading towards 5 philosophy majors being too distracted making up philosophical dilemmas to notice. on the other rail there is a neopossum_floof which will aneopossum_floof_explosion if it is hit by the trolley. would you choose to divert the trolley?

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@icantchangethisname @rpmrosie @robodoll in the default drawing of the trolley problem they are tied to the rails in a way where the trolley runs ovher their necks
the organs will be fine

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@charlotte @EeveeEuphoria i neopossum_pat_floof the neopossum_floof to disarm it from aneopossum_floof_explosion and then let the philosophy majors get run over

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@rpmrosie what if i go into rocket sciences so i can launch the train track in space and everyone still dies but its cooler cus its in space

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@kokofish I think that’s called being a(n extremely cool) supervillain 😈

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