Legal milk

@CAETFOOD illegal milk

@CAETFOOD Dunkelmilch

@owl (von dunkelschratze)

@charlotte @CAETFOOD decriminalized milk

@owl @CAETFOOD regulated milk racclubs

@charlotte @owl regulated milk crumbs

@CAETFOOD @owl government-run milk stores

@CAETFOOD @owl milk self-exclusion scheme

@charlotte @owl daily milk rations, provided by local transfems

@CAETFOOD
@owl hmmm I wonder if I'm allergic to that the same way as pasteurized raccow milk

@CAETFOOD @charlotte Big Milk hates this one weird trick

@charlotte @owl raccoon milk

@owl @charlotte they're just haters

@CAETFOOD @owl ranking atypical mammalian milk by how easy it is to turn into cheese

human milk at the bottom

@charlotte @owl reason being "the milk having specimen yelled at me and called the police"

@CAETFOOD @owl yeah but otherwise it would still be pretty far down since it has no raccaseine

@charlotte @owl

@charlotte @owl not to be a bird but I'd like to try seal milk, it's one of the fattiest of milks https://youtube.com/shorts/9Rd2ii_VOHM?si=VpnWH6cFCneMoaYX

@charlotte @CAETFOOD come to the US* where all milk is legal!

*don't do this

@misterdave
@CAETFOOD the United States has a complex map as to where raw milk can be sold

@misterdave
@CAETFOOD Germany got a solid "only to businesses if labeled as such" with a number of asterisks

@charlotte @CAETFOOD yes i understand I studied production agriculture it was a sort of political joke about the fda chief. the united states could be a place with standards that would give me faith in raw dairy but it won't.

@CAETFOOD
@misterdave the asterisks are how under very specific and strict circumstances you can sell it to consumers as "vorzugsmilch" (only a very small amount of milkers manage to do this) or if you are selling it at the farm directly (needs to be from today and labeled "raw milk, must be cooked before consumption")

@charlotte @CAETFOOD not milk but cheese and other cultured products