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schratze
schratze@todon.nl
L + skill issue + you fell off + this planet belongs to the crows, humans just live here
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schratze
schratze@todon.nlHumans: let's kill off all the eagles and harriers >:)
Also humans: why do all these crows keep pooping on my SUV >:(
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Ellie (migrated for summer)
SehrLesbisch@chaos.social@schratze (is that town reachable with trains? I have peanuts to drop off)
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kami_kadse
kami_kadse@don.linxx.netthey should offer them voting rights, they live there, after all.
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/Cinny 
1. gather the local afd voters
2. say that the crows are illegal immigrants
3. hand out funny frisch chipsfrisch ungarisch bags, that, because of their high air content let you float
4. have them land on the church top
very important. make sure to prevent any attempts at rescuing the afd voters from the rooftops. this way we killed both birds with one stone
2. say that the crows are illegal immigrants
3. hand out funny frisch chipsfrisch ungarisch bags, that, because of their high air content let you float
4. have them land on the church top
very important. make sure to prevent any attempts at rescuing the afd voters from the rooftops. this way we killed both birds with one stone
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Extremely sketchy question
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@schratze release 100 owls?
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Ellie (migrated for summer)
SehrLesbisch@chaos.social
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@SehrLesbisch @schratze no, cat
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@SehrLesbisch @sammy @schratze I knew there's secret crows on fedi!
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@schratze TBF the crows around here gang up and beat the crap out of any red kites and buzzards that come too near.
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@tobi *disco elysium music starts playing*
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