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L + skill issue + you fell off + this planet belongs to the crows, humans just live here

https://www.mdr.de/nachrichten/sachsen-anhalt/magdeburg/boerde/wanzleben-kraehen-plage-schlimmer-100.html

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Humans: let's kill off all the eagles and harriers >:)

Also humans: why do all these crows keep pooping on my SUV >:(

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@schratze yes, haha ha... YES!!!

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@schratze (is that town reachable with trains? I have peanuts to drop off)

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@schratze

they should offer them voting rights, they live there, after all.

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1. gather the local afd voters
2. say that the crows are illegal immigrants
3. hand out funny frisch chipsfrisch ungarisch bags, that, because of their high air content let you float
4. have them land on the church top

very important. make sure to prevent any attempts at rescuing the afd voters from the rooftops. this way we killed both birds with one stone
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Extremely sketchy question
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@schratze release 100 owls?

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@schratze just accept your new corvid overlords

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@schratze maybe they should kill the pastor

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@schratze TBF the crows around here gang up and beat the crap out of any red kites and buzzards that come too near.

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@schratze
Why did we watch German brainrot yt shorts in 2024
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@schratze harrier? i barely know 'er!

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