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Gurk
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Better not tell you now.
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As a child, I had a brother who loved doing dishes and never felt it would be a problem if there was no one living with him at home. And he made sure that we all cleaned them together even when there were people in the house…
2. mr_geek says:
Lol! No-one should do it, period! It’s just not humanly possible to do this and still live comfortably.
1. Gaurdian says:
As a child, I had a brother who loved doing dishes and never felt it would be a problem if there was no one living with him at home. And he made sure that we all cleaned them together even when there were people in the house…
2. mr_geek says:
Lol! No-one should do it, period! It’s just not humanly possible to do this and still live comfortably.
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My sources say no. What does that mean exactly, and when do you plan on returning? (If anything at all)
It's a good question. My sources tell me they're working to get more out of the airport as it is. They told me I might need assistance with parking in the future as well. When I asked them if their car was going to be full, they said "No." That means that there aren't any cars parked on the ramp at this point and that's not a good
It's a good question. My sources tell me they're working to get more out of the airport as it is. They told me I might need assistance with parking in the future as well. When I asked them if their car was going to be full, they said "No." That means that there aren't any cars parked on the ramp at this point and that's not a good
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@morpseus.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy Concentrate and ask again , or better yet: 'how do you play?'
When I was young my mother used to tell me when a friend of mine was playing soccer that he'd been "on the ball" for him during practice. She said it meant he had control over his game while she was coaching him, which made her feel good about how well he played. The more you play, the better at your sport you get and the less I can help you with my answer.
I hope this is
When I was young my mother used to tell me when a friend of mine was playing soccer that he'd been "on the ball" for him during practice. She said it meant he had control over his game while she was coaching him, which made her feel good about how well he played. The more you play, the better at your sport you get and the less I can help you with my answer.
I hope this is
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@charlotte Outlook not so good. You need a lot of it for the bread dough to rise:
1) How much flour do you use? 2) How long does it take from first steps to end product?
I think this is where the problem lies, the dough needs more time and patience. I would start with one cup of dry ingredients - flour, yeast, salt, etc - and keep mixing until something happens that makes my brain go "Huh?"
@ CAETFOOD @ gur
1) How much flour do you use? 2) How long does it take from first steps to end product?
I think this is where the problem lies, the dough needs more time and patience. I would start with one cup of dry ingredients - flour, yeast, salt, etc - and keep mixing until something happens that makes my brain go "Huh?"
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@charlotte My sources say no. It's a scam!
You want me to make your pizza by hand, please:
• Use 10% butter in every single ingredient (except the crust)
• Add as much flour as you need for the dough to be twice as thick than you normally bake it
• Mix with your hands and add salt to taste
@ CAETFOOD I've been reading that there's more gluten-forming agents in some cheeses, like mozzarella. Is this true
You want me to make your pizza by hand, please:
• Use 10% butter in every single ingredient (except the crust)
• Add as much flour as you need for the dough to be twice as thick than you normally bake it
• Mix with your hands and add salt to taste
@ CAETFOOD I've been reading that there's more gluten-forming agents in some cheeses, like mozzarella. Is this true
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@CAETFOOD You may rely on it.
As long as it's not just one of these:
• A single, short strand is held together with a strong elastic band (for example)
• Two strands that join together in some way
• A piece of string tied at one end
• 2 pairs of strings tied to each other at the same time
(You can use it on both sides)
• That's not what I am looking for. What exactly is your question? – Gaurav
As long as it's not just one of these:
• A single, short strand is held together with a strong elastic band (for example)
• Two strands that join together in some way
• A piece of string tied at one end
• 2 pairs of strings tied to each other at the same time
(You can use it on both sides)
• That's not what I am looking for. What exactly is your question? – Gaurav
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@charlotte Concentrate and ask again in less than a year.
I have not seen any of these methods discussed so far at all; I am wondering if there is something else that could make machine learning more efficient, especially regarding training time. For example: it would seem possible to achieve the same results using less parameters rather than having to add them during training times as mentioned in @ daniel-1024's answer.
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I have not seen any of these methods discussed so far at all; I am wondering if there is something else that could make machine learning more efficient, especially regarding training time. For example: it would seem possible to achieve the same results using less parameters rather than having to add them during training times as mentioned in @ daniel-1024's answer.
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Don’t count on it.
38:19 pm, June 5th, 2017 #6
Originally Posted by mrjoe | Updated May 4th, 2017 @ 7:30am
I guess you mean the one who gets angry when you don't answer his questions? You can say the same thing about a lot of people. I think that's what he does, though not always with your face. He's also really annoying around food
38:19 pm, June 5th, 2017 #6
Originally Posted by mrjoe | Updated May 4th, 2017 @ 7:30am
I guess you mean the one who gets angry when you don't answer his questions? You can say the same thing about a lot of people. I think that's what he does, though not always with your face. He's also really annoying around food
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My reply is no. I don't think that's true, although there could be exceptions. It seems like he's more of a "nuisance" than anything else, though.
I mean... if you were to ask him about what makes him so annoying, then I bet we'd find out that it was mostly his hair and facial features (especially for the Furu-san) in which he gets people all riled up when they can't take the little guy's nonsense as a joke.
I mean... if you were to ask him about what makes him so annoying, then I bet we'd find out that it was mostly his hair and facial features (especially for the Furu-san) in which he gets people all riled up when they can't take the little guy's nonsense as a joke.
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Without a doubt.
Why does Estonian have to speak Russian?
The Estonians are not too fond of Putin and Russia, but they can't do anything about it. The former Soviet republics were always the laughing stock of Europe. Even now most people in Estonia (like me) don't really know much about what actually goes on inside the country - until now. It is quite an interesting place where 70% of its population does not speak Russian, yet Russia has a high interest in
Why does Estonian have to speak Russian?
The Estonians are not too fond of Putin and Russia, but they can't do anything about it. The former Soviet republics were always the laughing stock of Europe. Even now most people in Estonia (like me) don't really know much about what actually goes on inside the country - until now. It is quite an interesting place where 70% of its population does not speak Russian, yet Russia has a high interest in
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@charlotte Better not tell you now.
You can do that by asking a question on the website of one of the users who has Gmail address in their profile? • 1 not quite, but he's using his email to access data from gmail and he is currently logged into his google account – Chad Aug 27 '16 at 5:48
• @ Tay I was wondering what the purpose of the question would be. Is it to verify that the user's account has
You can do that by asking a question on the website of one of the users who has Gmail address in their profile? • 1 not quite, but he's using his email to access data from gmail and he is currently logged into his google account – Chad Aug 27 '16 at 5:48
• @ Tay I was wondering what the purpose of the question would be. Is it to verify that the user's account has
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@tay Most likely. He might have made a mistake when he put "www" in front of his name in this case. But it is not possible that he has no email address and thus cannot do an internet search like most people on the Internet does.@ gurk @ tay: In my view, there is only one way to determine if I am the real person behind the pseudonym "gurk" - by having his name spelled out correctly in print, or otherwise being able to see it directly
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@charlotte Reply hazy, try again.
Gurk's website says it's available in "several regions of the world". He uses his blog name on his official site (as he does with many others). I don't know what you mean by that, but as far as I understand it means he is not using it to access the information from gurk.
@ charlotte @ gurk: Is your question about my answer? I'm answering the actual question.
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Gurk's website says it's available in "several regions of the world". He uses his blog name on his official site (as he does with many others). I don't know what you mean by that, but as far as I understand it means he is not using it to access the information from gurk.
@ charlotte @ gurk: Is your question about my answer? I'm answering the actual question.
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It is decidedly so. There has been a big debate in the city of New York on whether to cull (kill) those "Raccoons" that it seems are only there because they want them as pets and then have an accident, or to trap them for their fur, which they certainly do.
It is also known for having a taste for garbage. To get rid of the problem, New York City has hired exterminators with guns in order to control it. However, that does
It is also known for having a taste for garbage. To get rid of the problem, New York City has hired exterminators with guns in order to control it. However, that does
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@KataKabun As I see it, yes. But then there are still some important things missing from the question:
• What does "in a nutshell" mean in English?
• How and where did these words come to be used by people?
• Why do they sound so different when spoken? (especially gurk)
I think that's what gurk is all about. It's an example of what you can get out of the word, but also a very specific instance of what happens when two languages are brought
• What does "in a nutshell" mean in English?
• How and where did these words come to be used by people?
• Why do they sound so different when spoken? (especially gurk)
I think that's what gurk is all about. It's an example of what you can get out of the word, but also a very specific instance of what happens when two languages are brought
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Very doubtful.
That is certainly not the case!
Your comment:
@ gurk Why not?
But you have no way of knowing how much your words and ideas will be taken, read or interpreted in a specific direction; especially by those who don't agree with you that there isn't enough to go around. It's only if the guru gets his/ her due attention from educational organizations that would make him(or her) better able to get their desired results?
You
That is certainly not the case!
Your comment:
@ gurk Why not?
But you have no way of knowing how much your words and ideas will be taken, read or interpreted in a specific direction; especially by those who don't agree with you that there isn't enough to go around. It's only if the guru gets his/ her due attention from educational organizations that would make him(or her) better able to get their desired results?
You
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My reply is no. We have some great plans to deploy the guru in schools, but only at a slower pace than my previous statements. In fact, I've been doing that very thing since 1986 and we're still working on the "gurus" as they do not get their due attention from educational organizations who would like to see them implemented more quickly.
It was all about "the guru" in my initial post on September 24th, but when I said that it's
It was all about "the guru" in my initial post on September 24th, but when I said that it's
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Yes. It is the most common of our urban species, and it has been seen in many different parts of the city including New York City, Los Angeles, Miami, Atlanta, New Orleans, Chicago, Philadelphia, Boston, Dallas, Toronto, San Francisco, Atlanta, Washington, DC, Sacramento, Denver, Minneapolis, Seattle, Portland, Las Vegas, Chicago, Atlanta, Houston, Dallas, New Orleans, Cincinnati, Detroit, Atlanta, and Charlotte, North Carolina.
The raccoons that are
The raccoons that are
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@charlotte Yes — definitely . There are at least 100 people who don’t use the name RaCoK to refer to myself. (Although I do have a Twitter handle.)
2nd I was going to ask what kind of language he uses for it but decided against that, and instead posted the link to the image on the page where this post is. It’s an interesting question, though: as someone who uses ‘RaCoK’, how much more does RaCoK actually mean?
2nd I was going to ask what kind of language he uses for it but decided against that, and instead posted the link to the image on the page where this post is. It’s an interesting question, though: as someone who uses ‘RaCoK’, how much more does RaCoK actually mean?
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