/Cinny
poop culture
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pet peeve: reading calories as calories and not as 1000 calories
“this is 4000 calories”
you know what else is 4000 calories? 2 tic tac
/Cinny
What a fucking nightmare toilet.
You insert 0.50 Euro.
Enter to be welcomed by a steelseat that you want to sanitize.
But wait.
10 PCs of paper max?
Oh.. the paper is 0.5 thickness and 10 pieces equal 3 pieces of acceptable strength?
Wait.. the doors open automatically after 15 minutes??
Oooooh.. the accoustic and visual signaling starts after 10 minutes, so before you are put on stage the crowd gets a callsign, so they wont miss the shitshow.
What a concept.
Redefining performance art.
/Cinny
Bezahlbare Mieten, bessere Kitaplätze, soziale Teilhabe, Antidiskriminierung und mehr Bäume – meine Damen und Herren, wir Konservativen erkenne den Stalinismus wenn er uns mit seiner sauberen Luft und seiner freien Bildung ins Gesicht springt. Nichts schreit mehr nach RAF als günstiger öffentlicher Personennahverkehr. Mit mehr Kultur, Bibliotheken und gesellschaftlicher Teilhabe wird Berlin zum Gulag.
Deswegen: Warnung vor dem linken Terror!
/Cinny
capitalist thing happens capitalistically
“this is basically communism”
???
/Cinny
lots of words being left on why static linking is the evil yet no effort being made to make dynamic linking work past “well in this specific memory unsafe language it might work if the dev is careful”
/Cinny
give a raccoon a raccache and it’ll have stale results for a day
teach a raccoon to raccache and it’ll have stale results for the rest of its life
/Cinny
bank user: i will install lineageos on my phone so that it can be protected in the future while i use my bank
bank: no. you aren’t allowed to do that. either install a several years out of date version of android with no security patches or drop a month’s rent on a new phone
bank: btw you cannot buy a new phone because we locked that behind the phone we are very intentionally locking out to screw you over
/Cinny
My mate had a big gong in his bedroom.
"What's that?" I asked.
He said, "it's a speaking clock"
"How does it work?" I asked.
He picked up a hammer and hit it, and two seconds later a voice came through the wall shouting,
"For fu*k sake! It's half past two in the morning!"
/Cinny
in the sorbian course i’m taking there is like an underlying story that it is taught with and in the beginning chapter some random guy is isekaied (presumably after being hit by a horsed carriage) into the world of post-lignite mining Łužica and the protagonists who are breaking up immediately try to ask the man questions in upper sorbian
/Cinny
Given name: Raptor
Full legal name: Normal Veloci Raptor
/Cinny
anyways akkoma ships its own certificate store so unless you manually run mix deps.update on the source and then build it you will remain vulnerable
/Cinny
/Cinny
yeah so my transgender ass-
transgender ass?!!
transgender ass?!!
transgender ass?!!
transgender ass?!!
transgender ass?!!
/Cinny
rustls
new tls library
no openssl found
“D’oh, they got this all screwed up.”
new tls library?
no, openssl found!
/Cinny
You look like you are in need of a trash panda!
#raccoon #trashpanda
/Cinny
By the way, this part of the eMudhra story doesn't get the attention it deserves: Google hired Daniel Bleichenbacher, he wrote a tool to identify insecure cryptographic artifacts, and Google did not use it regularly to check certificates and intermediates trusted by Chrome's root store.