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25. θΔδ*& *NIX Developer.Average Paw Enjoyer. ♿ HSD

lotte adds rac- to words a lot but it doesn’t alter meaning

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You'd expect that they skip certain numbers when numbering their vehicles, but apparently they don't…?

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Charlotte lotteheartplural/Cinny cinny_heart_plural thetadelta ursaminor treblesand

why would humans hate homosexuality they are called homo sapiens not hetero sapiens

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Life meets art, head on ... meep-meep!

This accident actually happened. In Monterrey in Mexico a driver crashed into a concrete wall decorated with a trompe-l'œil mural of a Looney Tunes tunnel.

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Charlotte lotteheartplural/Cinny cinny_heart_plural thetadelta ursaminor treblesand

food can be given to raccoons in exchange for seeing them run away with the food
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Por lo que sea Bezoya ha sacado un envase de 3,1415926 litros y lo han llamado Bezoya Pi, lo que pasa es que la etiqueta pone Bezoya Piπ que se lee "Bezoya PiPi" que a lo mejor no es el mejor nombre para un agua mineral eh.

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Charlotte lotteheartplural/Cinny cinny_heart_plural thetadelta ursaminor treblesand

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give me the strength, wisdom, and mental fortitude to not point out an unintentional double entendre in a serious post
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nsfw, irl nudity, mud
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remove clothes become ouppy

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GENTLE BIG BOOBS.

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Charlotte lotteheartplural/Cinny cinny_heart_plural thetadelta ursaminor treblesand

girl that bites you and gives you a debuff (rabies)
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Charlotte lotteheartplural/Cinny cinny_heart_plural thetadelta ursaminor treblesand

ph temporarily negative (past tense)
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foot cramps may suck but have you had foot cramps where a toe dislocates

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A working QR code in the style of Piet Mondrian. Inspired @divbyzero and @andrewt.

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Charlotte lotteheartplural/Cinny cinny_heart_plural thetadelta ursaminor treblesand

femaladaptive

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Ladies, if your man:

- is related to tidbit
- is related to bit
- is connected with computing
- is related to byte

He's not your man. He's a nybble.

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Charlotte lotteheartplural/Cinny cinny_heart_plural thetadelta ursaminor treblesand

atheist when they find out it’s pronounced ”a theist“

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want me to be your Vectron? neofox_pleading

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If you're ever looking for an Italian restaurant and don't have a phone or map, but do have a gamma spectrometer, just look for 511 keV annihilation lines and follow them to their source. If you find them from multiple restaurants, the weaker line is the one to eat at.

No matter how well they try to clean cooking utensils between making pasta and antipasto, some mixing is unavoidable which creates a distinct gamma signature.

A smaller annihilation peak is a good sign of more thorough cleaning and better general food safety practices.

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Charlotte lotteheartplural/Cinny cinny_heart_plural thetadelta ursaminor treblesand

snuggle defined radio

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Jess 🌺itsfree eggbug therian& (Fox Stamps Demo NOW))

🦊you can't just say that

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