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25. θΔδ*& *NIX Developer.Average Paw Enjoyer. ♿ HSD

lotte adds rac- to words a lot but it doesn’t alter meaning

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“u are my favorite therianizing biohazard” — @sodiboo@gaysex.cloud
“you know, maybe i will finally learn to read the content warning before clicking 'view' [—] thanks for this lesson @charlotte” — @ariadne@social.treehouse.systems

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macrosoldering

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your honor

either my laptop charger or the laptop crapped out

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list of places it is easier to get weed than in germany where it is legal:

  • amsterdam
  • vienna (i was offered weed twice already)
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the four universal rules of deutsche bahn
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  1. treat any db train as late untill you arrive
  2. never let any plans cover db estimates that you aren’t willing to miss
  3. keep your finger away from the post button until the db can absolutely not fuck your trip up anymore
  4. always be aware of your connections and what is behind them
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das ist ja ganja

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imagine a life size train plushie with plush interior

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got česky drahyt

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máv, čd, and öbb trains on adjacient platform is yuri

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unprotected railway crossing for “high speed” rail in skalice

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waf-fi

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her: what's my goose value 🥺🥺🥺
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me: do you want me to praise you in public or will here suffice?
her: publicly please 💕

chat, as you already know, she's an especially good goose

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meediumarch

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shoortarch

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bombardier: "our new train will be called 'talent' because it's very talented at transporting passengers!"
siemens: "very nice, we are naming our new train 'desiro', it is a desirable addition to an operator's fleet.
alstom: "mmh, so we have decided to –"

stadler, crashing through the door and tumbling through the room: "well *our* new train is called 'flirt' because trains are fuggin sexy and you prudes are just afraid to say it... i wanna kiss one so badd,,"

*silence, bombardier shoots an awkward glance to alstom*

stadler: "oh yeah we also have a bilevel version called kiss mmm look at that schakuuu"

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ČD Wi-Fi has an MTU of 1200 😢

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the railjet has french outlets 1984 for schukogirls

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Ich bin gerade in ICE 387 nach Decin hl.n.! #NowTräwelling https://traewelling.de/status/8459068
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lol the rj is alreadn late

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