lesbian snuggle drug

./configure affirmations:
-you have jobcontrol
-your fifos are usable
-your implementation is ok
-your sockets are usable
-you are normal

if life gives you lots of money buy all of the lemon futures to artificially raise the price of lemons then release them onto the market all at once so the price for lemons becomes negative and the united states government is forced to add lemons to the onion futures act

that's how i've always done it, Microsoft

trv stands for transgender rail vehicle

“the [public] nudity might be allowed but the head [rac]covering may not be”
gecertificeerder nederlandse moment

a medical doctor goes to the zoo and wonders why there is a perfectly ordinary horse in the middle of the african savanna section of the zoo

I too will be thinking about this for weeks

linux user: bloat
me:

trainspotting but it‘s smoking weed on the train

i added water to my instant messenger and now it won’t turn on

my other mechanical keyboard just broke and i can‘t fix them so

looking for a decent and cheap (200€ roughly) mechanical keyboard ideally ortho and split, can be a kit too since i got switches, caps, and a really crappy soldering iron