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thought: creature of another species somehow gets you pregnant, and as the pregnancy progresses, you transform into that species. by the time you give birth or lay eggs, no one would guess you had ever been anything different
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idk who needs to hear this but it is time to take the turkey out of the freezer and into a pot of boiling oil
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looking for a normal dinner on a Friday night? you will certainly not regret the 500g bag of freshly corrupted tagliatelle
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D in DRY stands for Do repeat yourself, R in DRY stands for Repeat yourself, please, Y in DRY stands for You should repeat yourself now 
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outlining how to turn neighbor’s insulation into substitute napalm
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one thing that i really dislike about Unix is the zealous adherence to semi-accidental design elements that ends up interfering with the utility of the underlying useful principle
for example:
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activitypub is a panacea against specified and reasonably complex alternatives
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instead of measuring time in milliseconds what if we measured time in millbiseconds
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real telling chat how to make napalm substitute hours
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is that an orphan source in my pocket or is your geiger counter just so happy to see me?
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can raccoons be lesbian?
we tried asking two raccoons but they were busy making out with each other
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ich👦🏻🏡iel
geposted von u/ForCrabSake
https://www.reddit.com/r/ich_iel/comments/1t9at0s/ichiel/
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with how many worms there are on npm now maybe we should stop lying about supply chain concerns when talking about package deletion :)