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25. θΔδ*& *NIX Developer.Average Paw Enjoyer. ♿ HSD

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lotte adds rac- to words a lot but it doesn’t alter meaning

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geiger counter buttplug.io integration

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someone: “are you diabetic?”
me: “almost certainly no diabetes mellitus”
someone: “how can you be so sure”
me ← has a piss kink

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“Change here for international bus services and parcel lockers”

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06:00-11:30: prepare for sending email
11:30-11:35: send email
11:35-22:00: recover from sending email

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bringing my class A fire extinguisher to my class D fire this will almost definitely be completely fine and not explode

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chat is rust bourgeoisie

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try the 67 backup rule

6 raccopies of your data
7 of them broken

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instead of dating an ai, date a headmate instead

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random annoyance of the day: insistence on that the opposite of AI generated is “human-made”

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Gotta love AliExpress... Sure, want PCI->NVMe->U2... No problemo... Not sure why though...

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someone: “are you diabetic?”
me: “almost certainly no diabetes mellitus”
someone: “how can you be so sure”
me ← has a piss kink

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as a strong believer in the Schengen Agreement, i support free travel across the blood-brain barrier

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why does my room smell like freshly baked goods i do not have any freshly baked goods in the room !!!

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The release of the Apple Watch was closer to World War 2 than to World War 1.

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mathematical unit raccoon

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And that's how I ended up on mastodon

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