/Cinny
Perceptions of mobile basestation simulators be like.
US: The StingRay is an extremely sophisticated and dangerous spying system used by the FBI, conducting mass surveillance on citizens!
China: Ah yes, all scammers have one at the back of their van for SMS spamming and 2FA code sniffing to steal credit cards since the 2010s. Every Shenzhen market vendor with a laptop and a radio front-end can put together their own rig for sales.
/Cinny
may your transmissions be rated 6-7
/Cinny
malloc errors in theory
malloc(moreMemoryThanIsAvailable) returns NULL
malloc errors in practice
malloc(moreMemoryThanIsAvailable) returns a valid pointer but halfway through writing to the buffer some program gets SIGKILLED
/Cinny
racconfusion warning:
1MB: 1,000,000 bytes
1Mb: 1,000,000 bits
1mB: 0.001 bytes
1mb: 0.001 bits
1MiB: 1,048,576 bytes
1Mib: 1,048,576 bits
1miB: 0.000 976 562 5 bytes
1mib: 0.000 976 562 5 bits
/Cinny
US: illegal according to the president. possible since they are made from flammable materials
EU: legal, if you follow environmental regulations, but not possible due to fire safety regulations
which one has the most frozen of peaches
/Cinny
“Hey fred, gimme an ABDL kink without age regression”
“without age regression?”
“and hold the messing”
“and hold the messing?”
“and hold the wetting”
“and hold the wetting? hey jimmy give me an ABDL kink with NOTHING”
/Cinny
how many minecraft hunger bars does your fursona restore
/Cinny
Giving $10,000 to an animal handler that can keep a raccoon out of the trash for 24 HOURS
/Cinny
a simulated incest ban got to be as close to a full porn ban there can be without actually fully banning porn
is calling your dom mommy/daddy simulated incest? prudes would say yes
/Cinny
their 2α reductase inhibitor blocks the synthesis of DHT
/Cinny
this is postslopmaxxing. you only like it because it’s the most postslop possible
/Cinny
imagine waking up in the morning and realizing you are the same human you have been yesterday
/Cinny
all of the signs say that dogs aren’t allowed, that means a raccoon is allowed
/Cinny
deferring all my tech stack decisions to ai until my software scales to almost 2 users with a budget of $5,000/mo (+$2,000 in LLM tokens) day 32,235