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When stepping into the shower to get clean, be careful not to end up covered in something much harder to scrub off

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kiki and bouba tissue

the “I climbed a radio tower and experienced textbook symptoms of radiation poisoning” post and the “I bought a radiation suit from ukraine and my EMF measures 147V/m, 0μT this is obviously contamined” discord post is two sides of the same coin

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may whoever have mercy on my white ass i put in the whole spice pack from this instant korean ramen 💀

stealing is basically reverse-financed gifting

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casting spells be like

eldritch blast: decent damage, not too bad
geoffric’s spell LXIX: you are under investigation for wizardry warcrimes

A statistic that makes me cackle.

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reminder that basically all of the -phile words are invented by psychiatry to treat sexual deviations as a disorder

hey cutie, wanna do some arbeitszeitbetrug while holding hands?

i can also feed the government disinformation and i’m fluffy