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If p-shifting isn’t real then why do manual shift raccars have a P position
/Cinny
i imagine someone out there is working for <$1/hr adding “cruelty free” or ”100% fair clothing“ tags to clothes that are sold in industrialized countries
/Cinny
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Portuguese uses two different verbs for the copula "to be", ser and estar. ser is used for relatively permanent traits like "I am a Portuguese speaker", while estar is used for temporary traits like "I am sleepy right now".
however "to be dead" uses temporary "estar" and not permanent "ser". that's because Portuguese speakers are necromancers
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germany being rabies free is raccommunism, so i will introduced market-based premium rabies
/Cinny
this is fossslop you only like it because it’s freely available on your operating system
/Cinny
ACAB
people consist around 72% out of water, but i consist out of caffeine, ibuprofen, shawarma, and pure spite
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it has apparently been two years since the best game announcement of all time
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this is selfboostslop you only like it because you missed it the first time
/Cinny
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The warm trickle down your leg, soaking through your jeans, all the people at the party watching as I left you red faced and trying to hide your shame behind your insufficiently large hands. “Eyes open slut. Look at everyone watching you piss yourself.”
That was only the start of your humiliation though, now on your knees mopping up the mess you made with kitchen towels. Everyone still watching you. Their eyes burning into the back of your head as your hands held sodden rags of your own rapidly cooled urine.
/Cinny
/Cinny
We all bleed red!
yeah!
yeah!
yeah!
actually, why does that one bleed red?
/Cinny
how is unix time defined
/Cinny
/Cinny
“maintenance today in 18 hours”
ah yes the maintenance starts at 29:00
/Cinny