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25. θΔδ*& *NIX Developer.Average Paw Enjoyer. ♿ HSD

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lotte adds rac- to words a lot but it doesn’t alter meaning

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“you know, maybe i will finally learn to read the content warning before clicking 'view' [—] thanks for this lesson @charlotte” — @ariadne@social.treehouse.systems
new tech warcrime

ppl always complain that the clock on my microwave never shows the right time bcs i cant be assed to set it manually

so now i have an unfuck-microwave.sh cronjob which briefly kills its power every day at midnight
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husband → headmate

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lewd, humiliation, piss, party
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The warm trickle down your leg, soaking through your jeans, all the people at the party watching as I left you red faced and trying to hide your shame behind your insufficiently large hands. “Eyes open slut. Look at everyone watching you piss yourself.”

That was only the start of your humiliation though, now on your knees mopping up the mess you made with kitchen towels. Everyone still watching you. Their eyes burning into the back of your head as your hands held sodden rags of your own rapidly cooled urine.

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⚠️ This post contains at least one skunk!

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blood mention, shitpost
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neocat_scream We all bleed red!
neofox_scream yeah!
neodog_scream yeah!
neobot_floof_cute yeah!

neocat_nervous actually, why does that one bleed red?
neobot_floof_angel

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how is unix time defined

43% number of seconds since january 1st 1970 at midnight utc
32% a, but with leap seconds removed
5% number of days since january 1st 1970 * 86,400 + number of seconds since midnight, both utc
18% wall seconds + wall minutes * 60 + wall hours * 3600 + day in the calendar year * 86400 + (year - 1970 * 31536000) + (year - 1969)/4 * 86400 - (year - 1901)/100 * 86400 + (year - 1601)/400 * 86400
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software developer (m/f/d) for tobacco 144-purchasing

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“maintenance today in 18 hours”

ah yes the maintenance starts at 29:00

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Final Fantasy 14 Dawntrail EX5 SCH POV
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spell check got to be the most useless feature for me simply because most of the time the red underline is spelled raccorrectly but with a typing quirk

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gay was released 2,775,000 years ago. feel old yet?

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so raccalled centrists when they have extremities

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Penguin parade

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no tail hole in this chair :(

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neopossum_pat_evil <- plotting. planning.
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doing humanities research


Google search tabs for “feather…
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idk why but this raccoon gives me species euphoria for some reason


a small chubby raccoon standing…
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dedomesticates you

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how did you choose your plural system names neoraccoon_think

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